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  1. Simpleton

    2023 Cowboys Free Agency

    Figured we needed a thread. Since we all know there's a 0.0% chance we do anything of note, I figured I'd break down this year's class of free agents that we should be at least somewhat interested in (but obviously won't) in a way that gives you some insight into Stephen's thought process...
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    Stephen: Cowboys open to extending Dak this offseason

    The only way this makes any sense is if they actually use the savings to sign an impact FA, of course we already know the answer to that.
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    Firing McCarthy

    Before the emotion of the game takes hold I'm curious what people think would warrant firing McCarthy. I'm not so much asking what would piss you off so much that you think McCarthy 100% has to go, but what would be enough for you to think it'd be reasonable if Jerry/Stephen actually decided to...
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    Denver HC Position

    I think this deserves it's own thread because I think this one singular position will dictate any number of possibilities with our own HC position. Quinn seemingly isn't generating much interest beyond the Broncos with guys like DeMeco Ryans, Ben Johnson, Jonathan Gannon, etc. already being...
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    Protecting Micah

    Lots of people have been wondering why we've been moving Parsons around more lately against the Packers and Texans, and not just rushing him off the edge 100% of the time, and I think this is why: Micah is only about 250 with sub-32 inch arms. He isn't 260-270 with 34-inch arms like Bosa or...
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    We Lose Nothing Next Year

    This is premature but it's the bye week so whatever. Over the past 10 years anytime we've had a successful season there's usually been some sort of cataclysmic event the next year that torpedoes the year after there were high expectations following the previous season. After 2009, Romo went out...
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    2023 Draft Chatter Thread

    Pin this bitch because we all know that this season is pretty much over. Dak will probably be back sometime around midseason, at which point we'll probably be about 2-6 or 3-7, but Russell Wilson missed some time last year with a similar injury to his throwing hand and was clearly not the same...
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    53 Projection

    Why not? I don't fully understand all the machinations behind what they'll likely end up doing (i.e. cutting Goodwin knowing they're going to re-sign him, keeping Tyron on the initial 53 before putting him on I.R. so they can bring him back this season, etc.) but this is what I think the 53...
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    The Tyron Smith Injury Watch Thread...

    I'm as big a Tyron fan as anyone but if this guy is popping a hamstring that costs him "months" on a non-contact injury simply running 5-10 yards upfield, he just needs to call it quits. His body is trying to tell him something and it'd probably be doing everyone involved a favor since the...
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    Daron Bland

    This deserves it's own thread. Go to the 2:10 mark here: This is seemingly one of the first plays of team drills yesterday, which would imply that Bland is actually our CB4 and that he's moved into the starting trio with Lewis out. But aside from that, on this play the guy is carrying Mike...
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    The Antithesis of Stephen Jones

    This deserves it's own thread because McVay's viewpoint here is the diametric opposite of what Stephen's is. It perfectly encapsulates the lack of urgency that exists within the Cowboys front office and their complete comfort in kind of just floating along, being good but not great, and just...
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    Tyler Smith Breakdown

    Since the other thread turned into mostly arguing over our dumbass offseason moves I decided to make my own thread instead of burying this in the other one. Anyway, I watched Tulsa's OL vs. Oklahoma St., Ohio St., Houston from 2021 and Cincinnati in the AAC championship from 2020. All very...
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    2022 Draft Weekend Chatter Thread...

    Considering the other thread is 50 pages I thought we might want a new chatter thread, if not the mods can feel free to merge. At any rate, we're just about 48 hours out now so it's basically go time. Let's assume the following players are all off the board: 2 QB's (doesn't matter which), 4...
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    Kelvin Joseph "Person of Interest" in a Murder Investigation

    I'd cut him tomorrow and work to get Anthony Brown locked up on a short-term extension (3/12ish). Joseph was always an idiotic reach because these dumb hillbilly fucks can't help but obsess over CB's. This guy had clear red flags coming out, and talent-wise he wasn't even great value in the...
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    Gregory Re-Signed (Soon) (lol signs with Denver)

    Somewhere around 13/year is fair for him, hopefully it's a 4-5 year deal to spread out the cap hits.
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    Redskins Trade For Carson Wentz (lol)

    Good Lord this is so bad. For them!
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    If We Cut Cooper

    What would justify it in your mind? To me it'd be complete lunacy to cut him just so we can do our usual song and dance in FA, re-sign Gregory/Gallup/Schultz/Kearse, etc., plus a few random Olawale's, and then look to replace him in the 1st or 2nd round. Spending another 1st on a WR who will...
  18. Simpleton

    2022 Cowboys Draft Chatter Thread...

    Maybe this should be in the draft forum, but fuck it, what else do we have? I'm assuming we re-sign Schultz, Gregory and one of Gallup/Wilson, it's still very early days obviously but so far these are guys I'm looking at in general ranges. Unlikely but "run up to the podium" targets in the...
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    Underclassmen Declaring 2022 Draft

    Let's fire it up. Kayvon Thibodeaux, DE Oregon George Karlaftis, DE Purdue David Bell, WR Purdue DeMarvin Leal, DT Texas A&M Matt Corral, QB Mississippi Treylon Burks, WR Arkansas Cole Turner, TE Nevada Kyle Hamilton, S Notre Dame Kyren Williams, RB Notre Dame Drake London, WR USC Isaiah...
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