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I certainly didn't mean it that way. I'll delete it.

Fastest TD in NFL history.

I did post that Jerry call from The Ticket so I am guilty too, but I got my mind right, boss. I won't back sass no more. Here's an awesome coast to coast kick return by Alexander Wright.

Found some Emmitt in high school highlights.

electronic That Ho Over There - narcissistic women on the internet taking selfies and getting cash from some seriously lonely guys.

Pretty good list, though I would have the Hail Mary at number 1.

I was convinced he was going for 300 before he broke his hand on that stiff arm. They couldn't stop him at all. Never seen anything like it in the first half at the NFL level.

It is becomming increasingly difficult to find an eTHOT that didn't get the Kardashian duck face surgery.

Hopefully looking at real estate in a different market.

Addendum to my Emmitt post - had he not got injured in that game against Minny we would have seen the first and only (so far) 300 yard game in NFL history.

Not surprising given Jerry's history of wasting 2nd round draft picks on psycho head cases and injury problems, or trading multiple high picks for WRs, or seeing an 0-16 on a coaching resume and hiring them.

The RB GOAT.

The most amazing thing about this is that the Jones Brain Trust seemingly can't learn from mistakes or even through osmosis from the sheer amount of time spent LARPing as an NFL front office. If I pretended to be a lumberjack I would be pretty bad at it since I've never done it, but after 30...

Judging by the photograph I'd say he landed somewhere in the emergency room. Gotta love the '70s.

They can only "debate" when they have total control and can ban you as soon as you start the logical ass whoopin'.

Some of that is wishful thinking such as Lawrence being worth a shit let alone what the team pays him, winning a playoff game, and reaching a Super Bowl. It's just not in the team culture to succeed in the playoffs. Deep down inside the psyche of most of the players on this team is the...

<sarcasm> Dude likes to hump tables. Can't a guy hump tables without it blowing up into a shitstorm? What has this world come to? Some guys just want to hump tables and be left alone. Pretty sure there's a guarantee in the Constitution preserving the right to hump tables. </sarcasm>

If Witten had a different sticker on his helmet for his entire career there would be no questioning first ballot status. Just like if Emmitt had a different sticker on his helmet, like a "G" or Cat of some kind there would be no one questioning his status as the greatest at his position ever...

A tostada is a pizza. Cereal is cold soup. Putting pineapple on a pizza makes as much sense as putting a dill pickle in your banana split.

I will flat out insult people for doing that to their faces, like what the hell is your damage? I will move their damn cart out of the way and dial up the passive aggressive to 11 for these jerks.