The way my office is structured is that I have two Area Managers. So one of them flaked out and transferred, the other one is loyal since I brought her with me from our last job.
So one of the positions have been vacant and in a way on purpose, I wanted to hire the right one.
Meanwhile, I had our GM breathing down my neck to hire someone, so she basically picked the runt of the litter which was really full of runts.
I hated her interview, she kept saying "etcetera" over and over again.
Then my Divisional HR Manager gets involved and excited since she is "diverse".
So this broad starts and basically is a basket of nerves and completely overwhelmed. She is one of these button down types, consumed with order. In other words, she is in the wrong fucking field.
Anyways, the whole complaint she has against me is that I touched her inadvertantly reaching around her shoulder trying to type in her password because she literally was so wired that she couldn't type.
But yep, I am now a sexual harasser.