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  1. Simpleton

    2025 Random Cowboys Stuff Thread

    :lol Sure, the price for an in-division trade is three 1's and three 2's. Fuck off with that, I'd rather let him sit out and not play a single snap for the next two years than trade him in the division for two 1's.
  2. Simpleton

    2025 Random Cowboys Stuff Thread

    I wouldn't do that deal. Two 1's, a 3 and a 6? I'd consider it, but no chance I'm giving back a 2 or anything else, I'd rather let Parsons dangle on 1-year deals.
  3. Simpleton

    2025 Random Cowboys Stuff Thread

    So yea, I don't think Stephen and Jerry are going to pay him now. Let's hope they don't fuck themselves with some moronic trade, but uh...that doesn't seem likely.
  4. Simpleton

    2025 Random Cowboys Stuff Thread

    Yea I think Stephen likes to play these bullshit games because he knows he's relatively powerless and wants to drive the players/agents into feeling a sense of urgency. Obviously it doesn't really work, but hey.
  5. Simpleton

    2025 Random Cowboys Stuff Thread

    I was thinking about Emmitt today and how under the radar cheap/petty this team is. Think about the fact that Emmitt led the league in rushing in 91 and 92, led the league in TD's in 92, was the engine of the offense that won the Super Bowl and was coming off a historically great playoff...
  6. Simpleton

    2025 Random Cowboys Stuff Thread

    Depends on the years, but if it's a 4 year deal I'd draw the line at 42.5/year on principle alone.
  7. Simpleton

    2025 Random Cowboys Stuff Thread

    The fact that it's being floated that he "might" request a trade and "might" sever ties with the team kind of tells you what this is.
  8. Simpleton

    2025 Random Cowboys Stuff Thread

    I think we could rather easily get two 1's for him at any given time, although doing it quietly earlier in the offseason or coursewould be the best way to maximize value.
  9. Simpleton

    2025 Random Cowboys Stuff Thread

    Gonna be hilarious when Bland gets done in like 6 days.
  10. Simpleton

    2025 Random Cowboys Stuff Thread

    Agreed, I'd be fine trading him but the organization is obviously a joke in how they operate. Getting butt hurt because you thought you had a deal directly with the player while not talking to the agent is childish nonsense.
  11. Simpleton

    2025 Random Cowboys Stuff Thread

    If these bitches had the ability to think strategically they'd realize that trading Micah for a haul could potentially set us up for the next 10+ years at QB. Next year should be a strong QB class, if we have massive ammo in terms of multiple 1's and 2's over the next two years we could almost...
  12. Simpleton

    2025 Random Cowboys Stuff Thread

    That's definitely what it is, at this point I just wished he had stayed away from camp and let things work themselves out like Lamb last year. Him being at camp has probably exacerbated his butt hurt.
  13. Simpleton

    2025 Random Cowboys Stuff Thread

    I'd never advocate for trading him because he's so good at what he does, but I wouldn't be upset at all if we traded him for a massive haul, i.e. two 1's, a 2 and 3. I think Ezeiruaku is going to be a monster and I'm kind of skittish about having two undersized edge rushers in a 4-3.
  14. Simpleton

    2025 Season | Hall Of Fame Game Chatter Thread | Lions vs Chargers | 7/31/2025

    Sure, but he shouldn't be in the HoF over Woodson.
  15. Simpleton

    2025 Season | Hall Of Fame Game Chatter Thread | Lions vs Chargers | 7/31/2025

    Antonio Gates is the only guy going in this year who has a clearly better resume than Woodson, and I'd argue that Woodson has a better and maybe even significantly better resume than the other three. Like why in the fuck is Jared Allen getting in after being eligible for like 4 years? That's...
  16. Simpleton

    2025 Season | Hall Of Fame Game Chatter Thread | Lions vs Chargers | 7/31/2025

    It's preposterous that a guy like Sharpe is in over Woodson. It's like they felt bad for him for getting hurt and put him in as opposed to, you know, being an all-time type player who actually contributed to something meaningful.
  17. Simpleton

    2025 Training Camp Thread…

    Mukuamu is interesting, I think we've all felt he deserved more opportunities, and if he's impressing enough to potentially be a top 4 guy even once Diggs returns then maybe he'll finally reach the potential we all hoped he had. Kemon Hall would be...not great.
  18. Simpleton

    2025 Training Camp Thread…

    If Diggs is back in a few weeks and can stay healthy I have a sneaking suspicion he's going to play pretty well after all the criticism. He's going to be playing for his 2026 salary, either here or elsewhere. And Diggs/Bland/Elam is a pretty solid trio, but given that Gilmore could be had for...
  19. Simpleton

    2025 Random NFL Stuff Thread…

    They'll probably work out an extension about 10 days before the season starts, but we all know WR is probably one of the most important positions in terms of needing reps and establishing chemistry, so I'd imagine he'll be quite rusty when he comes back (and possibly very disgruntled if a deal...
  20. Simpleton

    2025 Training Camp Thread…

    Guess this is why he fell to the 3rd. Basically going to be a redshirt year, sign Gilmore tomorrow.
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