The Sex Thread

[Sheik]

The butt plugs are for me, but not for me.

If that makes sense.

 

[Cotton]

The butt plugs are for me, but not for me.

If that makes sense.

It does not make sense.

 

[Sheik]

It does not make sense.

My wife gave them to me to use on her. It’s the best Christmas present I’ve had since Nintendo.

 

[boozeman]

Thankfully we have had a healthy sex life for the last 27 years. My wife has out sexed me for periods of time. Her mid 30s were wild to the point that I couldn’t keep up. Now it sort of comes in waves. Depending on stress levels and business. Some weeks it is 3-4 times and others it will be several days with and occasional almost 2 weeks.

We have an agreement between each other - if one of us needs straight up relief sex we don’t deny the other. Whatever it takes to get the job done and not return obligation is expected. It is a pretty good set up for us.

That is beautiful, man.

 

[boozeman]

@boozeman

Did you get a trainer set of butt plugs for Christmas too last year?

Never got into the butt thing.

But I guess it works for a lot of people.

 

[Sheik]

Gettin me some good turkey day sex tonight.

She already asked if she can pull on my wishbone.

 

[boozeman]

Gettin me some good turkey day sex tonight.

She already asked if she can pull on my wishbone.

That's beautiful, man.

 

[bbgun]

Gettin me some good turkey day sex tonight.

She already asked if she can pull on my wishbone.

I thought all that food was supposed to make you tired?

 

[T-RO]

The butt plugs are for me, but not for me.

If that makes sense.

Some years back I told my girlfriend that I wanted her to help me open up an online store:
Butt Plugs Plus.

 

[jsmith6919]

Some years back I told my girlfriend that I wanted her to help me open up an online store:
Butt Plugs Plus.

 

[Cotton]

If you get it, you get it.

 

[data]

 

[boozeman]

I am not familiar with the whole emoji thing.

What the fuck does an upside down pineapple mean?

 

[Rev]

I am not familiar with the whole emoji thing.

What the fuck does an upside down pineapple mean?

Swingers lifestyle.

 

[boozeman]

Swingers lifestyle.

Swingers are scum.


One of my favorite movies of all time.

 

[Sheik]

Anal is mostly more trouble than it’s worth.

For me it’s a lot like buying $100 worth of fruits and vegetables and breaking out the juicer to juice fast for a week.

I’m more into the idea of it than actually going through the hassle of all the cleanup involved.

 

[Cotton]

Well, this thread went sideways.

 

[bbgun]

I too would like to participate. This website is insured, right?

 

[Chocolate Lab]

Is there a way to block threads? Not asking for a friend.

 

[Sheik]

My orgy guest list keeps shrinking by the moment.

I’m glad I didn’t splurge on the 55gal drum of lube.