The Sex Thread

[boozeman]

Lookit, it is time.

If you don't want to talk about it, fine.

But I would think most of us know each other (maybe) pretty well are prepared.

I will get started.

And dudes...try not to post boob gifs in here.

 

[Genghis Khan]

That's probably about right for me too, but it's really inconsistent. Some weeks it's like I won the lottery, some weeks it's skid row. It probably averages out.

 

[boozeman]

That's probably about right for me too, but it's really inconsistent. Some weeks it's like I won the lottery, some weeks it's skid row. It probably averages out.

It all depends on how that bitch has graded you for the last month.

Oops. Perhaps I have said too much.

~deletes thread, sends PM to Geng~

 

[Genghis Khan]

It all depends on how that bitch has graded you for the last month.

Oops. Perhaps I have said too much.

~deletes thread, sends PM to Geng~

Speaking of which, that time of the month is a no go.

 

[jsmith6919]

Speaking of which, that time of the month is a no go.

Yall don't do buttstuff?

 

[Genghis Khan]

Yall don't do buttstuff?

No. Once by accident.

 

[Rev]

Speaking of which, that time of the month is a no go.

Had a guy at work that was proud of doing that and not shy about telling the story either. On a side not he also went into a Board of Regents meeting while at work and took a piece of cake..... while they were having a meeting.

 

[data]

What about gently?

 

[boozeman]

Speaking of which, that time of the month is a no go.

Of course.

 

[Cotton]

Speaking of which, that time of the month is a no go.

 

[Cotton]

Had a guy at work that was proud of doing that and not shy about telling the story either. On a side not he also went into a Board of Regents meeting while at work and took a piece of cake..... while they were having a meeting.

I can't for the life of me remember that dude's name. He's the one that had the chemistry set, wasn't he?

 

[Rev]

I can't for the life of me remember that dude's name. He's the one that had the chemistry set, wasn't he?

Clint I believe was this name. Don't remember the chemistry set but wouldn't surprise me if he did.

 

[Cotton]

Clint I believe was this name. Don't remember the chemistry set but wouldn't surprise me if he did.

That's right. Clint. Dude was fucking weird.

 

[boozeman]

Bump.

Jesus fucking Christ my wife has decided at a quarter to ten to prepare freshly baked chocolate chip cookies.

This is basically like a blowjob. But in a weird way.

But now I wonder if the cookie or the blowjob is the best.

 

[Cotton]

But now I wonder if the cookie or the blowjob is the best.

I am concerned about you.

 

[jsmith6919]

Bump.

Jesus fucking Christ my wife has decided at a quarter to ten to prepare freshly baked chocolate chip cookies.

This is basically like a blowjob. But in a weird way.

But now I wonder if the cookie or the blowjob is the best.

Whenever my wife decides to make tamales out of the blue I just wait to see what she bought

 

[boozeman]

Whenever my wife decides to make tamales out of the blue I just wait to see what she bought

This is why the cookies are frightening to me.

 

[boozeman]

Pretty fuckin' sad a thread that is supposed to be about sex has deteriorated to food already.

 

[Cotton]

Pretty fuckin' sad a thread that is supposed to be about sex has deteriorated to food already.

We are old, homie.

 

[jsmith6919]

We are old, homie.

And our wives have figured out they can just make our fav meals instead of the beej