The Sex Thread

[boozeman]

We are old, homie.

Only as old as you feel, my friend.

 

[boozeman]

And our wives have figured out they can just make our fav meals instead of the beej

My God, it is the oldest trick in the book.

 

[Cotton]

And our wives have figured out they can just make our fav meals instead of the beej

We are losing. And they own the ammo.

 

[boozeman]

We are losing. And they own the ammo.

No wonder you two are so angry.

 

[NoDak]

If I was a chick, I think I’d burn up a good twenty hours a day playing with myself.

Having 100% all access to those toys would be tough to control.

 

[Cotton]

If I was a chick, I think I’d burn up a good twenty hours a day playing with myself.

Having 100% all access to those toys would be tough to control.

I'm with you 100%. I would wear myself out.

 

[boozeman]

We are old, homie.

Speak for yourself OLD MAN!

 

[Cotton]

Speak for yourself OLD MAN!

I never in the 17 years I have been posting here would have thought YOU would be calling ME old.

 

[boozeman]

I never in the 17 years I have been posting here would have thought YOU would be calling ME old.

Again...only old as you feel.

Say that reminds me, I gotta stop jerking off so much.

 

[Cotton]

 

[Sheik]

Cant believe I missed this thread.

If I don’t get at least 3 sessions of actual intercourse and 2 BJs a week, I’m rubbing the texture off the walls with my cock. I turn into an animal. Random shit becomes attractive around the house. I actually asked her if I could fuck the back of her bent knee one night but she laughed so hard I played it off as a joke.

I came out and told my wife about a year ago that I’m in the mood to fuck always and I can’t help it, so if I can’t get it consistently from herthat’s permission for me to get it somewhere else.

She took it pretty well and has been giving it up on the regular ever since.

It helps that we did just enough marriage counseling about a year ago to get the sex issues and her issues with me before the conversation turned to stuff she does to bother me, then the counseling miraculously was no longer needed.

 

[Sheik]

This thread triggered that memory, so I asked her if she remembered and she did, she legit pissed herself laughing because I told her I was serious when I asked.

That’s some high level sex addict shit I bet. Probably as far as you can go before you start googling house pets with human-like vaginas.

 

[bbgun]

I now feel better about my ... hobbies.

 

[boozeman]

If I don’t get at least 3 sessions of actual intercourse and 2 BJs a week

You have basically described the depth of my sex life for the past year.

 

[Sheik]

You have basically described the depth of my sex life for the past year.

That’s what I’m talking about.

 

[Sheik]

@boozeman

Did you get a trainer set of butt plugs for Christmas too last year?

 

[Cowboysrock55]

This thread triggered that memory, so I asked her if she remembered and she did, she legit pissed herself laughing because I told her I was serious when I asked.

That’s some high level sex addict shit I bet. Probably as far as you can go before you start googling house pets with human-like vaginas.

And now I'm wondering if the piss didn't turn you on too.

 

[NoDak]

@boozeman

Did you get a trainer set of butt plugs for Christmas too last year?

 

[Cotton]

@boozeman

Did you get a trainer set of butt plugs for Christmas too last year?

Dude...

 

[Cotton]

@boozeman

Did you get a trainer set of butt plugs for Christmas too last year?

I am scratching my head right now. And, not in a good way.