The Sex Thread

[Genghis Khan]

They studied this.

Imagine being the guy that digs it up.

"Guys, I found something."

"What is it?"

"Well..."

 

[boozeman]

So I am minding my own damn business watching the Chiefs/Cards game and this commercial pops up.

There is this dour 50-ish dude talking about dick pills.

He shows two bags, one from CVS, 9 tablets for $406. Walgreen's $417.

There ain't no damn body that has ever paid that much for Viagra. Right? Right?

Anyways this joint is called "Friday Plans" with a rooster logo and the packets look like condom packages.

 

[Chocolate Lab]

Is there a way to gorilla entire threads?

 

[bbgun]

speaking of pills, how many of you fatties have tried Ozempic?

 

[Sheik]

speaking of pills, how many of you fatties have tried Ozempic?

Does it enhance boners?

 

[bbgun]

Does it enhance boners?

no, but your dick will look bigger when you lose weight

 

[Sheik]

no, but your dick will look bigger when you lose weight

You promise?

 

[bbgun]

You promise?

results may vary

 

[Sheik]

results may vary

That’s what I thought. You’re an Ozempic distributor.

 

[roughneck266]

speaking of pills, how many of you fatties have tried Ozempic?

Im on it. Does nothing for the pecker.

 

[roughneck266]

Don't be sad booze. I got viagra. I can pick a lock with this thing!

 

[boozeman]

Don't be sad booze. I got viagra. I can pick a lock with this thing!

 

[boozeman]

I don't care who you are, that is funnah right thar.

 

[boozeman]

I have changed my mind since starting this thread.

Boob gifs are now appropriate.

Now, just understand NSFW warnings, which you can hide with the Spoiler tag.

Thank you.

 

[boozeman]

 

[Chocolate Lab]

 

[boozeman]

I am going to be about as intimate and transparent with all y'all as I can.

WTF is up with menopause?

I know you people that have wimmen and are my age are dealing with this shit.

Or if you don't you must have a side chick.

 

[bbgun]

wish I could help, but barren, middle-aged women aren't my area of expertise

 

[boozeman]

wish I could help, but barren, middle-aged women aren't my area of expertise

We understand, citizen.

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If it is important to you, you may choose to self-identify as pedo, incel or whatever else you would identify as.

But you should identify.

It is okay. This is safe place.

 

[bbgun]

It is okay. This is safe place.