The Job Thread

mcnuttz

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This past week sucked ass at work.

I fired one Area Manager who was insubordinate (threw her badge at her Operations Manager and told him to go fuck himself) and then of course lo and behold it turns out she elevated it over my head to Ethics and sent nasty cell phone pictures of two of them porking. Then I get another associate claiming her Area Manager raped her at a party.

Thank God it is the weekend.

But Monday is soooooooo gonna suck.
How do people have time for this shit at work?
 

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Porking? I mean of an 8 hour work day, how much of that is actual work?
And how much is actual porking?

I'm trying to think of a place to get away with it where I work.

You'd have to go to the roof.
 

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boozeman

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The stupid Zoom call with the work-from-home guy was a farce.

The dude is just fumbling all over himself. There are dog barks, door bell rings and eventually you can hear the muffled screams of an infant in another room.

And after all that shit, I still have not been allowed to see the incriminating photos and it is very frustrating.
 

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The stupid Zoom call with the work-from-home guy was a farce.

The dude is just fumbling all over himself. There are dog barks, door bell rings and eventually you can hear the muffled screams of an infant in another room.

And after all that shit, I still have not been allowed to see the incriminating photos and it is very frustrating.
You gotta be like, "pics or gtfo!!!"
 

boozeman

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You gotta be like, "pics or gtfo!!!"
Seriously.

Although I am sure it would turn my stomach.

The broad is "thick", is unkempt and has a significant number of nose rings.
 

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Seriously.

Although I am sure it would turn my stomach.

The broad is "thick", is unkempt and has a significant number of nose rings.
Even so, you have a job to do.
 

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I have now been told the investigation is complete and likely I am going to have to fire a guy over pictures I have never seen.

I am disappointed.
 

boozeman

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Today was grand.

I got some manager on associate rape-age going on.

And it apparently happened at a fucking sex party with half my weekend night shift.

It is so gross.

Now I got a bunch of 20-year olds showing me texts, videos, Facebook posts, Instagram posts, screenshots of Snapchat...twerking and all. It is ridiculous drama I can't deal with.

Holy fucking shit, I am not equipped with dealing with this kind of immaturity.
 

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Today was grand.

I got some manager on associate rape-age going on.

And it apparently happened at a fucking sex party with half my weekend night shift.

It is so gross.

Now I got a bunch of 20-year olds showing me texts, videos, Facebook posts, Instagram posts, screenshots of Snapchat...twerking and all. It is ridiculous drama I can't deal with.

Holy fucking shit, I am not equipped with dealing with this kind of immaturity.
Fire them.
 

boozeman

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I wish I could share these fucked up sloppy fat ass twerking videos with you.

I would if I could.

Some of this shit is something you can't unsee.

It was like I had a Freaknik party on my hands.
 

boozeman

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Fire them.
Again, would if I could but since it was off premises, not a lot I can do. But I am suspending them all until all this shit gets sorted out. All of them got some growing up to do despite being grown ass adults.
 

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I wish I could share these fucked up sloppy fat ass twerking videos with you.

I would if I could.

Some of this shit is something you can't unsee.

It was like I had a Freaknik party on my hands.
Jesus. The grunts at Abu Ghraib were more disciplined.
 
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