OTAs, Minicamps, & Training Camp Thread...

[boozeman]

Look for Fonternoy to have a Puka Nuka type season.

Puka Nuka, eh?

 

[boozeman]

 

[boozeman]

 

[Bipo]

Puka Nuka, eh?

Yeah, whatever that Soaker's name is.

 

[boozeman]

Yeah, whatever that Soaker's name is.

Oh yes. “Soaker”. Damn Mormons.

 

[Cotton]

WTF is a Soaker?

 

[boozeman]

WTF is a Soaker?

It is a Mormon thing. A branch of my wife’s side of the family tree are now in recovery from that Church.

Soaking is a way around the virginal thing. You soak when you put your man parts in the female parts and someone is assigned to shake the bed, just to keep things within compliance.

No thrusts, no foul.

 

[Cotton]

It is a Mormon thing. A branch of my wife’s side of the family tree are now in recovery from that Church.

Soaking is a way around the virginal thing. You soak when you put your man parts in the female parts and someone is assigned to shake the bed, just to keep things within compliance.

No thrusts, no foul.

Really? Jesus Christ. So, they would shake the bed front to back to make the guy penetrate the vagina without him moving?

 

[bbgun]

Mormon girls do anal because they think it's a loophole. I might convert.

 

[p1_]

It is a Mormon thing. A branch of my wife’s side of the family tree are now in recovery from that Church.

Soaking is a way around the virginal thing. You soak when you put your man parts in the female parts and someone is assigned to shake the bed, just to keep things within compliance.

No thrusts, no foul.

Is this real?

 

[boozeman]

Mormon girls do anal because they think it's a loophole. I might convert.

This is the OTA thread, sir.

We have a Sex Thread. Would you need directions?

 

[Genghis Khan]

We are completely fucked if Lamb misses any length of time. We don't even have a true #2 receiver.

I disagree, I think Cooks is a true #2 that was underutilized last season.

But yeah I agree we're fucked without Lamb.

 

[p1_]

wearing Gallup's old number. Bad juju.

 

[Bipo]

Really? Jesus Christ. So, they would shake the bed front to back to make the guy penetrate the vagina without him moving?

Yes, ideally you have bunk beds. Couple on top. Close friend on the bottom with feet on bottom of top mattress. You get the idea.

 

[boozeman]

Yes, ideally you have bunk beds. Couple on top. Close friend on the bottom with feet on bottom of top mattress. You get the idea.

Yeah but how common is a bunk bed unless you have more than you can handle. Wait these are Mormons, so I guess that makes sense.

 

[boozeman]

 

[Cowboysrock55]

With Lamb not out there Dak's going to have to use Cooks.

 

[boozeman]

 

[Chocolate Lab]

Sorry, but I don't see how watching old college tape is going to transform anyone from a guy who can't even line up or do his basic responsibility on the punt team into a significant player.

 

[Cowboysrock55]

Sorry, but I don't see how watching old college tape is going to transform anyone from a guy who can't even line up or do his basic responsibility on the punt team into a significant player.

He just needs to be pulled off punt team.

But I do think he had a major confidence issue as a rookie. He was just a pure hot mess. Last year he at least didn't look like a total retard when he played offense. Now special teams is a different story. Those fake punts where he didn't cover the man were painful.