New Coaching Staff Thread...

[boozeman]

No wikey.

 

[Simpleton]

She is the one who found out her boyfriend was cheating on her due to his Fitbit activity.

That's amazing.

 

[boozeman]

 

[Simpleton]

No wikey.

What's the issue with Philbin?

He has plenty of OL-specific experience, as well as HC experience, and was involved with the Packers when their offense was at it's best.

 

[shoop]

That's amazing.

Which could point to her being a controlling psychopath or could just be one of those
Weird coincidences.

 

[Simpleton]

Which could point to her being a controlling psychopath or could just be one of those
Weird coincidences.

Yea or she goes after pretty boy playboy types who are prone to cheating because they're foo-foo little fuckboi bitches.

 

[Texas Ace]

Yeah, a Dynamic Duo...Fatman and Robin.

 

[data]

Jane has got to be a bit of a nutcase to not be married yet. If you're that hot and unmarried (seemingly not by choice based on her tweets) there's usually a screw loose.

Which could point to her being a controlling psychopath or could just be one of those
Weird coincidences.

Yea or she goes after pretty boy playboy types who are prone to cheating because they're foo-foo little fuckboi bitches.

Thanks for mansplaining why she isn't married. Pigs.

 

[1bigfan13]

Which could point to her being a controlling psychopath or could just be one of those
Weird coincidences.

No, the Cliff Notes version of the story is Jane and her boyfriend at the time both got Fitbits and synced them together in order to motivate each other to achieve workout goals.

Well one day the idiot boyfriend wears the Fitbit while involved in "adult activities" at 4:00 AM....the fitness data showed that his heart rate was up, he was burning calories, etc. Plus the GPS showed that he wasn't in the gym so she confronted him on that.

She shared this story about a month ago when this overly sensitive society was freaking out about that Peloton commercial.

 

[data]

If it was a 38-year old single man, we'd be like "WHOMP WHOMPTY WHOMP, get that pusssaaaaaaaaay"

 

[GShock]

He wouldn't comment on whether we are going to the 3-4.

Which is interesting because we have basically no personnel to go to the 3-4 right now.

Our defensive line is DLaw and Quinn (who will cash out as a FA), and two turnstyle DTs. At LB, we have exploding knee guy, broken neck guy, and old, exploding body guy.

Regardless of 4-3 or 3-4 (and make no mistake, the defensive coaches we have identified are most comfortable and effective in a 3-4), it's a mess.

 

[GShock]

But I do believe him in this particular case that he wanted McCarthy to get his people. There was one thing he pointed out that I think suggests that he's being truthful about that and that was when he mentioned McCarthy's earlier comment about Dez's catch.

He basically pointed out how McCarthy had the presence of mind to actually ask the referee for clarity BEFORE challenging the Dez catch. And while he didn't say it, I think we all know what he was getting it -- that watching Garrett fumble around through challenges and struggling with other basic aspects of coaching made it clear to him that his team needed to be well coached if they were going to get where he wanted them to go.

From the Sturm article:

McCarthy has won more challenges in replay (47 of 93) than Jason Garrett has challenged (24 of 45). Garrett has coached in roughly 76 percent of the games that McCarthy has and has only challenged 48 percent as many calls.

 

[GShock]

Jane has got to be a bit of a nutcase to not be married yet. If you're that hot and unmarried (seemingly not by choice based on her tweets) there's usually a screw loose.

Aniston

 

[Cowboysrock55]

Our defensive line is DLaw and Quinn (who will cash out as a FA), and two turnstyle DTs. At LB, we have exploding knee guy, broken neck guy, and old, exploding body guy.

Regardless of 4-3 or 3-4 (and make no mistake, the defensive coaches we have identified are most comfortable and effective in a 3-4), it's a mess.

Jaylon and Vander Esch would be excellent in a 4-3 or 3-4. The only other player I care about is Lawrence. I think he could be a terror at OLBer.

 

[jsmith6919]

 

[data]

From the Sturm article:

McCarthy has won more challenges in replay (47 of 93) than Jason Garrett has challenged (24 of 45). Garrett has coached in roughly 76 percent of the games that McCarthy has and has only challenged 48 percent as many calls.

Also nice that we'll have a coach that can work the referees...Garrett was very complicit on the sidelines, but gets flagged for throwing the red flag defiantly.

 

[1bigfan13]

From the Sturm article:

McCarthy has won more challenges in replay (47 of 93) than Jason Garrett has challenged (24 of 45). Garrett has coached in roughly 76 percent of the games that McCarthy has and has only challenged 48 percent as many calls.

Not surprising given Jason Garrett's risk averse nature. If you want to win in this league sometimes you have to color outside the lines. Garrett was hesitant to do that.

 

[Cotton]

Well I missed it. Wonder if there will be a replay?

I'm sure you can go back and watch it on dc.com.

 

[Cotton]

She is the one who found out her boyfriend was cheating on her due to his Fitbit activity.

That was a great story.

 

[Cotton]

Also nice that we'll have a coach that can work the referees...Garrett was very complicit on the sidelines, but gets flagged for throwing the red flag defiantly.