New Coaching Staff Thread...

[Rev]

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I am Trump, dad gummit?

 

[yimyammer]

That was Stephen.

He sounded drunk and creepy AF! His mike was hot and you could hear it on the The Tickets version of the press conference, it was weird, anyone else notice all the strange grunts, noises and laughs from him?

 

[Clay_Allison]

He sounded drunk and creepy AF! His mike was hot and you could hear it on the The Tickets version of the press conference, it was weird, anyone else notice all the strange grunts, noises and laughs from him?

Like father...

 

[yimyammer]

Jerry getting a bit defensive about the insinuation that McCarthy had to lobby to pick his own staff.

It was a valid question.

sir, you need you to take your hat off!

 

[yimyammer]

Jerry says they wanted Mike to pick his own staff.

But then did he say that he's always felt that way?

yes (lying POS)

 

[yimyammer]

Ha!

Jerry: If you're willing to give others the credit, you'll conquer the world.

Thanks for the insight from the spotlight.

Did he bring out that tired bullshit (he has only paid lip service to) at this press conference? (I started fast forwarding whenever he started rambling)

 

[lostxn]

I would have kept Sanjay Lal. Oh well.

 

[yimyammer]

Also, other than the annoying laughs, did Stephen open his mouth to say anything? Unless I missed something he was just there to be seen.

I find that encouraging, perhaps it bodes well for the future

 

[P_T]

She shared this story about a month ago when this overly sensitive society was freaking out about that Peloton commercial.

Ok, what this now?

 

[yimyammer]

Ok, what this now?

No, the Cliff Notes version of the story is Jane and her boyfriend at the time both got Fitbits and synced them together in order to motivate each other to achieve workout goals.

Well one day the idiot boyfriend wears the Fitbit while involved in "adult activities" at 4:00 AM....the fitness data showed that his heart rate was up, he was burning calories, etc. Plus the GPS showed that he wasn't in the gym so she confronted him on that.

She shared this story about a month ago when this overly sensitive society was freaking out about that Peloton commercial.

 

[jsmith6919]

I would have kept Sanjay Lal. Oh well.

Meh, I'm all for a whole reboot

 

[Cowboysrock55]

I like him but we did have an insane amount of drops.

 

[jsmith6919]

I like him but we did have an insane amount of drops.

Yeah I'm not moved by this at all. The more voices that were ok with Garrett's mediocrity that are gone the better

 

[UncleMilti]

It’s obvious in his time off McCarthy studied a lot of film, while stuffing his face with food. He was busting outta that suit, and looked like the Michelin Man next to the Jones.
Jerry used the wrong analogy saying he wanted McCarthy in the foxhole with him. He wouldn’t fuckin fit.

 

[Cowboysrock55]

It’s obvious in his time off McCarthy studied a lot of film, while stuffing his face with food. He was busting outta that suit, and looked like the Michelin Man next to the Jones.
Jerry used the wrong analogy saying he wanted McCarthy in the foxhole with him. He wouldn’t fuckin fit.

I mean eating and watching film sounds like an enjoyable combo.

 

[lostxn]

Meh, I'm all for a whole reboot

Yeah you're probably right. I was sad to see Columbo go as well but his unit really didn't play as well as they should. Clean sweep is good. Kitna and Moore are good keepers though. I actually hope they keep Moore for game planing and drawing up plays rather than playcalling. I think he didn't do a terrific job of playcalling against the better defenses they played.

 

[jsmith6919]

Yeah you're probably right. I was sad to see Columbo go as well but his unit really didn't play as well as they should. Clean sweep is good. Kitna and Moore are good keepers though. I actually hope they keep Moore for game planing and drawing up plays rather than playcalling. I think he didn't do a terrific job of playcalling against the better defenses they played.

Yea I seriously doubt McCarthy doesn't call plays, especially since it's his first year here implementing a new offense. I do think Moore is a good addition to the OC room that can add new ideas

 

[L.T. Fan]

It’s obvious in his time off McCarthy studied a lot of film, while stuffing his face with food. He was busting outta that suit, and looked like the Michelin Man next to the Jones.
Jerry used the wrong analogy saying he wanted McCarthy in the foxhole with him. He wouldn’t fuckin fit.

Maybe he meant elephant hole.

 

[L.T. Fan]

Yea I seriously doubt McCarthy doesn't call plays, especially since it's his first year here implementing a new offense. I do think Moore is a good addition to the OC room that can add new ideas

Good to see that Moore is receiving some recognition for his work. Had the defense held up and a little better execution on the offense, Dallas would be in the playoff IMO.

 

[UncleMilti]

I mean eating and watching film sounds like an enjoyable combo.

Well so does your own feature on My 600 Pound Life if the Dallas gig doesn’t pan out.