2024 Random Cowboys Stuff Thread

[boozeman]

 

[Rev]

Why have them when you can pay the savior 3k?

 

[Simpleton]

I would get a boner if we could get either one, are you kidding me?

Feel like there are some way more talented guys out there that could be had, many listed in the next post.

 

[Genghis Khan]

Why would Arizona trade Conner? I'd take him in a fricking heartbeat.

 

[boozeman]

Why would Arizona trade Conner? I'd take him in a fricking heartbeat.

They did draft Benson, but I don’t think the Cardinals would go with just him and their other backs.

 

[Genghis Khan]

The funny thing if we trade for a running back, even if it's a pretty good one, is that everyone knows we're desperate so I'm sure we all know how that'll end up.

Well, not funny haha. Rape is never funny.

 

[Cotton]

Well, not funny haha. Rape is never funny.

 

[boozeman]

Pierce - Yes, they did get Mixon but getting rid of him would mean Jahwar Jordan is much better than I think.

It would be nice to understand exactly why he is in their doghouse so bad.

Maybe he is a bad fit for their new offense versus what he was in the previous year.

There is also talk that when he was inserted into the game that his plays were telegraphed, namely they ran when he was in the game because he was not used in the passing game.

Allegier - Like most of these names, if the Falcons trade him, they are left with bare bones in their RB room unless Jase McClennan makes him expendable.

Connor - See above post.

The rest of these are trash.

 

[Cowboysrock55]

Bell, maybe one of these schlubo CBs in Wright or Scott.

The Skins don't have much at RB though, someone like Brian Robinson or Chris Rodriguez would be underwhelming.

I'd take either guy for Scott and Wright combo deal. We drafted a better corner than both in the fifth.

 

[Chocolate Lab]

For instance, I'd love Pierce, but why would they get rid of him? Mixon is a stud but the tread is quickly wearing off that tire.

I bet they just wait for cuts and pick up the scraps left out by the curb.

 

[Cowboysrock55]

For instance, I'd love Pierce, but why would they get rid of him? Mixon is a stud but the tread is quickly wearing off that tire.

I bet they just wait for cuts and pick up the scraps left out by the curb.

Yeah a team trading a RB is probably trying to get out of a bad contract. Miles Sanders would make sense for that reason.

 

[Chocolate Lab]

Yeah a team trading a RB is probably trying to get out of a bad contract. Miles Sanders would make sense for that reason.

True, but ugh, I don't even like him. I think he was maxed out in that specialized role in Philly. We need a bigger body than that. I thought that was the whole problem with Pollard.

Wait, what am I thinking? Zeke is a bigger body.

 

[mcnuttz]

Wait, what am I thinking? Zeke is a bigger body.

Plus he's got that position flex to kick it inside at C.

 

[Simpleton]

Pierce - Yes, they did get Mixon but getting rid of him would mean Jahwar Jordan is much better than I think.

It would be nice to understand exactly why he is in their doghouse so bad.

Maybe he is a bad fit for their new offense versus what he was in the previous year.

There is also talk that when he was inserted into the game that his plays were telegraphed, namely they ran when he was in the game because he was not used in the passing game.

Allegier - Like most of these names, if the Falcons trade him, they are left with bare bones in their RB room unless Jase McClennan makes him expendable.

Connor - See above post.

The rest of these are trash.

Allegier would be one of my top choices, they may decide they're fine with Bijan and the rookie now that they have a new staff in place that isn't obsessed with running 40 times a game like Arthur Smith.

Pierce would be awesome as well.

I'd also take a look at Khalil Herbert, the Bears signed Swift and might be willing to part with Herbert for a late round pick before he leaves as a FA next year.

 

[Cowboysrock55]

I thought that was the whole problem with Pollard.

I mean we are so bad right now that I'd take Pollard on the cheap in a heart beat. We aren't getting any better at RB from last year. That's a pipe dream. We had that chance in the draft and we didn't. We had the chance in free agency and we didn't. Now the best we can hope for is getting back to something similar to last years RB room with a better Oline. Which because of Beebe is actually a real possibility.

Ollie Gordon is your new dream at this point.

 

[Rev]

I mean we are so bad right now that I'd take Pollard on the cheap in a heart beat. We aren't getting any better at RB from last year. That's a pipe dream. We had that chance in the draft and we didn't. We had the chance in free agency and we didn't. Now the best we can hope for is getting back to something similar to last years RB room with a better Oline. Which because of Beebe is actually a real possibility.

Ollie Gordon is your new dream at this point.

1st round RB and a telegraphed pick on top of that!

 

[Cowboysrock55]

1st round RB and a telegraphed pick on top of that!

The only way we can ever dream to replace the immortal Ezekiel Elliott

 

[Cujo]

The funny thing if we trade for a running back, even if it's a pretty good one, is that everyone knows we're desperate so I'm sure we all know how that'll end up.

Well, not funny haha. Rape is never funny.

You should never rape. I mean, unless you wanna fuck somebody and they won't let you...

Louis CK

 

[p1_]

Oh, Louis.

 

[P_T]

True, but ugh, I don't even like him. I think he was maxed out in that specialized role in Philly. We need a bigger body than that. I thought that was the whole problem with Pollard.

Wait, what am I thinking? Zeke is a bigger body.

Well, if we were to get Zeke our pass protection would be much improved, but beyond that...