2022 Random Cowboys Stuff Thread

[Smitty]

So why couldn’t Lamb have been the #1 upgrade and Cooper been a #2 upgrade?

 

[boozeman]

So why couldn’t Lamb have been the #1 upgrade and Cooper been a #2 upgrade?

Money. Can’t get around that darn Salary Cap, Mortimer.

 

[boozeman]

Of course he is, he got his Covid shot

If you think that is the primary reason, you actually believe that Jerry is that ignorant and petty far more than me. I did not think that was possible.

 

[jsmith6919]

you actually believe that Jerry is that ignorant and petty

No I think SJ is

 

[boozeman]

No I think SJ is

Same thing. I think he is an incredible dolt, but I don't think he is that petty.

 

[Chocolate Lab]

If you think that is the primary reason, you actually believe that Jerry is that ignorant and petty far more than me. I did not think that was possible.

Not so much ignorant in this case, but petty? Absolutely.

 

[Cowboysrock55]

Same thing. I think he is an incredible dolt, but I don't think he is that petty.

I'm still convinced that Jerry and company didn't see the star power and hoorah attitude out of Cooper they wanted to justify the contract. Which just shows zero insight into actually winning football games to make money. They see that in Lamb so they want to push him as the lead dog now. Jersey sales and all.

 

[data]

I'm still convinced that Jerry and company didn't see the star power and hoorah attitude out of Cooper they wanted to justify the contract. Which just shows zero insight into actually winning football games to make money. They see that in Lamb so they want to push him as the lead dog now. Jersey sales and all.

Jerruh to Amari…

 

[jsmith6919]

Same thing. I think he is an incredible dolt, but I don't think he is that petty.

I don't think JJ is but I do think it's absolutely possible a born rich retard like SJ that never had to earn shit is

 

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[Bill Shatner]

The Cowboys must have all the "records" or whatever you call them for things like this.

 

[boozeman]

Oh look. There’s Spaulding, too.

 

[p1_]

Oh look. There’s Spaulding, too.

isnt he kinda young to be balding?

 

[Genghis Khan]

isnt he kinda young to be balding?

I started at 18, so no.

 

[Cowboysrock55]

Oh look. There’s Spaulding, too.

Is his neck the same size as his head?

 

[bbgun]

isnt he kinda young to be balding?

he'll still get tons of poon

 

[Genghis Khan]

he'll still get tons of poon

I wish I knew this when I was younger, but it turns out it doesn't really matter.

Money definitely matters though.

 

[data]

Oh look. There’s Spaulding, too.

Spaulding’s a Scout for the Cowboys. Why wouldn’t he be in Monaco with his GM?

 

[data]

isnt he kinda young to be balding?

Probably giving skin grafts to Jerruh. Small sacrifice to be third in line.

 

[1bigfan13]

Oh look. There’s Spaulding, too.

Show some respect for the 2052 owner of the Dallas Cowboys.