I'm stuck in traffic. Make it 35.I’m having sex big time tonight. Probably in about 30 minutes.
I'm stuck in traffic. Make it 35.
Yeah it really only works once but that once it deliversI pulled the “Simba” thing.
She laughed uncontrollably and then got pissed immediately after.
Now it’s fine, but I won’t do it again.
~hits Urban Dictionary~I pulled the “Simba” thing.
As well you shouldn't, you degenerate.She laughed uncontrollably and then got pissed immediately after.
Now it’s fine, but I won’t do it again.
You nasty as shit too.Yeah it really only works once but that once it delivers
@Sheik is nasty.I looked up Simba on urban dictionary and God damn. I laughed so hard my wife asked if I was crying.
I'm glad she didn't ask what I was laughing at.
Raise your hand if your wife still lets you cum on her face
Dude. Thank God you got out of California.When you’re fucking your old lady and you tell her it’s time to put it in her ass, but as you pull out you just jizz all over your hand.
Be very careful if she starts watching Snapped.My wife thought I might like to be choked last night during sex.
I did not like it and didn’t respond well to it.
She’s been editing graphic romance novels lately. Might be time to start reading her bible.