The Sex Thread

Irving Cowboy

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boozeman said:
I am going to be about as intimate and transparent with all y'all as I can.

WTF is up with menopause?

I know you people that have wimmen and are my age are dealing with this shit.

Or if you don't you must have a side chick.
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I just remember thinking from day to day, that what was OK today might not be OK tomorrow.

Or an hour from now.

Or five minutes from now.

Glad that shit is OVER.
 
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Yeah it's crazy. My wife is about to be 44 and I think it's starting. She was always volatile around that time anyway.
 
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Smitty said:
Yeah it's crazy. My wife is about to be 44 and I think it's starting. She was always volatile around that time anyway.
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44?

That is some damn early ass menopause.
 
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Always heard that a woman's 40s are her prime and you should expect to have sexing all the time.

John Denver's full of shit, man.
 
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boozeman said:
You are fuckin-A right.
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It really got me through our late 20s and early to mid 30s, believing that it would be sexytime bliss once we were getting closer to having our kids raised.

It is definitely better sex now that we're both mature, but yeah...i think I'll always be the one initiating, joking, hinting, begging, etc & that's what sucks.

I feel like that guy who tweeted when he went to the Jags that he had $30k invested in Mac Jones rookie cards.

I've started working out daily and found some hobbies to keep me busy, and that seems to have just made it worse, so I have no advice.

Hopefully somebody who knows will show up soon.

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Sheik said:
I can count on one hand the women I’ve seen in this state that I would bang.

Wanna ensure your man will probably never cheat? Move to rural SE Oklahoma.
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It is getting so bad that sometimes I actually count the number of wimmen I would pork if there were no reprisal.

I get maybe the little Hispanic chick I saw at Food Lion the other day and maybe...just maybe an old flame I recently hit up on Facebook.

Wimmen were a lot hotter when I was younger.
 
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So many awful, awful visuals in this thread...
 
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boozeman said:
Just because you are too tense to discuss it, don’t deflect.
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Tell more about hitting up the old flame on Teh Facebooks. Just friendly chit chat, or more?

(Anything to change subject from booze sexing anyone/thing)
 
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Chocolate Lab said:
Tell more about hitting up the old flame on Teh Facebooks. Just friendly chit chat, or more?

(Anything to change subject from booze sexing anyone/thing)
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That depends. Her husband looks like a loser, she never mentions him. Chit chatting on FB tho
 
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Must be something in the Carolina water.
 
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