2024 Combine Thread

[boozeman]

I guess Florio has another crusade against injustice now.

Yeah, he is a bit of a cunt. Well, he has always been a bit of a cunt. Maybe he is a full cunt now.

 

[boozeman]

 

[Chocolate Lab]

Just saying, but the symbol that guy puts at the end of every tweet is pretty irritating.

Hate to tell you, Brandon, but we don't love you back.

 

[Simpleton]

Stupid acolytes that don't know dick about football, just trying to build a social media following in the hopes of being brought in to some sort of official team media role.

It's disgusting and a sign of how things run around this sport, but particularly this team.

 

[Cotton]

Stupid acolytes that don't know dick about football, just trying to build a social media following in the hopes of being brought in to some sort of official team media role.

It's disgusting and a sign of how things run around this sport, but particularly this team.

How do you think Ernie happened?

 

[Simpleton]

How do you think Ernie happened?

Ernie is just a moron on Twitter talking nonsense, this Brandon guy seems to be angling for something 5-10 years down the line. They all saw that guy Patrik Walker get hired by the team and they're salivating at the thought, when in reality it's a bitch job with the only perk being access.

These guys are all hired with the express purpose of being team mouthpieces and apologizing for all the idiocy Jerry stands for.

 

[Genghis Khan]

How do you think Ernie happened?

His mom went on a bender?

 

[boozeman]

How do you think Ernie happened?

Didja see Ernie now goes by a new name?

 

[boozeman]

Just saying, but the symbol that guy puts at the end of every tweet is pretty irritating.

Hate to tell you, Brandon, but we don't love you back.

The fact he did not refer to it as Jerry’s Bang Bus (a proper title) tells you he unfortubarely is a toadie.

 

[bbgun]

The fact he did not refer to it as Jerry’s Bang Bus (a proper title) tells you he unfortubarely is a toadie.

or infamous instead of famous

 

[Cotton]

Didja see Ernie now goes by a new name?

No. And it worries me a little why you might know this.

 

[bbgun]

Didja. Another contraction.

 

[boozeman]

No. And it worries me a little why you might know this.

Since he is splattered all over the timeline even though I don't follow him, you can't escape.

He is not to be mistaken with any other "Ernie". He is Ernie The Cowboys Fan. He is the face of the Cowboys fan base.

 

[Cotton]

Since he is splattered all over the timeline even though I don't follow him, you can't escape.

He is not to be mistaken with any other "Ernie". He is Ernie The Cowboys Fan. He is the face of the Cowboys fan base.

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Every time I see his name I think of Bert and Ernie.

 

[boozeman]

 

[bbgun]

 

[Chocolate Lab]

Sorry, I only care about how he does on nifty weight room torque machines and bounding up stairs.

 

[bbgun]

Sorry, I only care about how he does on nifty weight room torque machines and bounding up stairs.

I hear he's excellent at paying storage fees

 

[Plan9Misfit]

Sorry, I only care about how he does on nifty weight room torque machines and bounding up stairs.

But....but....how well can he jump out of a pool?

 

[Simpleton]

I could easily see Verse dropping further than expected due to his measurements (6037, 254, 33.5 inch arms). The height is fine but for a DE whose game is predicated on power 254 and sub-34 arms isn't ideal.

I'd still snap him up at 24 without thinking though.

I also think Chop Robinson measuring in with 32.5 inch arms drops him to the late 1st/early 2nd.