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skidadl said:
I was told that if I got snipped I would still have glorious orgasms. Which is good because value my money shots.
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I thought the guy who has 17 kids would have been snipped by now.

Thanks a lot for not being the expert who I needed to turn to.
 
I could never bring myself to do it. My wife got all fixed up though. Thankfully the money shots are still volcanic.
 
Now I wish I'd listened to all the old folks when they were discussing the ball smoke dragon a couple years back.
 
It would be so much easier (for me) if she'd get fixed.
 
See you's a wannabe loc'/and you'll get smoked/and I hope/that your fans understand when you talk about playing me/the same records that you making is paying me

:viking
 
I ask that your mother remove herself from my tip, I simply have no time for slinging the penis her way.
 


CUP OF CHEESE!
 
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I enjoy the occasional video with no sound, but there are usually titties involved.
 
I don't know what you're talking about.

:unsure
 
mcnuttz said:
I have to get the snip and am worried that I'm gonna be a widowed silver fox late in life with hot young women all over me begging to have my children.

Are my concerns warranted?

Regards,
IfIdon'tgetitdoneIain'tgettingnone
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I got snipped after our second daughter. Wife was open to trying one more time for a boy. I told her no way in hell I'm doing that because I know damn good and well I'd end up with a 3rd girl. I initially put it off for a while and then we got a "I'm late" scare. As soon as I found out she wasn't pregnant I got my ass in for the snip. Wasn't so bad. Rotated bags of frozen peas for a few days and that was about it. The peace of mind is absolutely, positively worth it.

One piece of advice, (warning, CSB forthcoming and I've probably told it on this board at some point in the past)...if they offer you valium, take it. Before I had the procedure done I had to go to a short meeting with the doctor so he could explain what was going to happen and make sure I wanted to do it. At that time he said that he could offer me valium to take the edge off as long as I had a ride home arranged. Of course I said hell yes, give me the valium. I kind of expected that he'd give it to me right then and there so that I could take it before coming in for my appointment, which was about a week later. He didn't. So the morning of the appointment I show up, sign in, fill out some paperwork and am wondering when the hell they were going to give me my pill. Well, they called my name and I go in and am talking to the doctor and I mention, hey, they didn't ever give me my valium. He's all, oh I give it to you. I'm thinking, great, we're getting ready to start this thing, the valium won't even have kicked in until it's over. Wrong. He tells me to roll up my sleeve and he shoots me up with it. I've done a lot of drugs in my day but always avoided anything that has to be taken by the needle. Always drew that line in the sand and for good reason. Well, that shit rolled over me immediately and I instantly understood why intravenous drug use is so addictive. Worked like a charm and I had no anxiety whatsoever throughout the entire process.
 
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That was one of the more cooler stories I've heard, bro.

I will definitely be put under.

I just hope those hot nurses can maintain their professionalism and not molest me while I'm out of it. That is wrong when hot nurses do that sort of thing on a regular ol dude.
 
mcnuttz said:
That was one of the more cooler stories I've heard, bro.

I will definitely be put under.

I just hope those hot nurses can maintain their professionalism and not molest me while I'm out of it. That is wrong when hot nurses do that sort of thing on a regular ol dude.
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I wasn't under at all. Fully conscious, just pumped full of valium and didn't give a shit about the smoke coming from my balls. Felt like a million bucks and was carrying on a pleasant conversation with the doctor as he sliced and diced my junk.
 
E_D_Guapo said:
I got snipped after our second daughter. Wife was open to trying one more time for a boy. I told her no way in hell I'm doing that because I know damn good and well I'd end up with a 3rd girl. I initially put it off for a while and then we got a "I'm late" scare. As soon as I found out she wasn't pregnant I got my ass in for the snip. Wasn't so bad. Rotated bags of frozen peas for a few days and that was about it. The peace of mind is absolutely, positively worth it.

One piece of advice, (warning, CSB forthcoming and I've probably told it on this board at some point in the past)...if they offer you valium, take it. Before I had the procedure done I had to go to a short meeting with the doctor so he could explain what was going to happen and make sure I wanted to do it. At that time he said that he could offer me valium to take the edge off as long as I had a ride home arranged. Of course I said hell yes, give me the valium. I kind of expected that he'd give it to me right then and there so that I could take it before coming in for my appointment, which was about a week later. He didn't. So the morning of the appointment I show up, sign in, fill out some paperwork and am wondering when the hell they were going to give me my pill. Well, they called my name and I go in and am talking to the doctor and I mention, hey, they didn't ever give me my valium. He's all, oh I give it to you. I'm thinking, great, we're getting ready to start this thing, the valium won't even have kicked in until it's over. Wrong. He tells me to roll up my sleeve and he shoots me up with it. I've done a lot of drugs in my day but always avoided anything that has to be taken by the needle. Always drew that line in the sand and for good reason. Well, that shit rolled over me immediately and I instantly understood why intravenous drug use is so addictive. Worked like a charm and I had no anxiety whatsoever throughout the entire process.
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I call that waking up every day.

~nods off~
 
My friend told me that it was pretty humiliating. A nurse comes in and shaves and preps you while you are spread eagle. Then the Dr. comes in and does the thing while your wife watches and laughs. At least that was his story. That must be what its like to be a woman. Open up wide while I steal things from between your legs. Yikes!
 
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Ye won't be shaving my balls!
 
I'm listening to a webinar on electric vehicles right now. Long story short, I have plenty of time to test.
 
God, this lady has a fucking annoying voice. Think Fran Drescher with a cold.
 
Test, assholes. I'm trying to not listen to this crap.
 
Iamtdg said:
God, this lady has a fucking annoying voice. Think Fran Drescher with a cold.
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I realize I'm very much in the minority on this one but, despite the annoying voice, I think Fran Drescher was a sexy bitch back in the day.
 
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