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I have to get the snip and am worried that I'm gonna be a widowed silver fox late in life with hot young women all over me begging to have my children.

Are my concerns warranted?

Regards,
IfIdon'tgetitdoneIain'tgettingnone
 
Iamtdg said:
Tomato gravy is even better. But, only if you have fresh tomatoes. If you buy them in the store, you will have FAIL gravy.
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My garden was absolute shit this summer, but it's gonna be aw hell yeah next year.
 
1bigfan13 said:
I made my dog shit his pants yesterday. I ran up on him with my halloween mask and he lost all control of his bowels.

Fear shit is real, my friends.
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Joke's on you, though, since you have to wash his pants.
 
mcnuttz said:
I have to get the snip and am worried that I'm gonna be a widowed silver fox late in life with hot young women all over me begging to have my children.

Are my concerns warranted?

Regards,
IfIdon'tgetitdoneIain'tgettingnone
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So, you think you might get divorced. Me and my wife would never get divorced cause we are super in love and we both like cucumbers. (but for different reasons)

/2233
 
mcnuttz said:
My garden was absolute shit this summer, but it's gonna be aw hell yeah next year.
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I haven't had a garden in 2 years. The drought made it expensive as hell to keep up.
 
Iamtdg said:
So, you think you might get divorced. Me and my wife would never get divorced cause we are super in love and we both like cucumbers. (but for different reasons)

/2233
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I guess so, if that's what widowed means.
 
Iamtdg said:
I haven't had a garden in 2 years. The drought made it expensive as hell to keep up.
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I have a pretty sweet drip irrigation system, but now I have to go back and build new boxes because they all are pretty much rotted. Think I'm gonna splurge for cedar this time.
 
It is a cucumber...I lost my basket.
 
mcnuttz said:
I have a pretty sweet drip irrigation system, but now I have to go back and build new boxes because they all are pretty much rotted. Think I'm gonna splurge for cedar this time.
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I tried some of those upside down tomato plants this year. Horrific. I don't deserve to carry a man card anymore.
 
Iamtdg said:
I tried some of those upside down tomato plants this year. Horrific. I don't deserve to carry a man card anymore.
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Oh.

Please tell me you push an electric lawn mower as well.
 
It will be pretty awesome to shoot a cloud of smoke everytime I climax though.
 
mcnuttz said:
Oh.

Please tell me you push an electric lawn mower as well.
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I do not. I may be kinda gay, but I'm nowhere close to 2233 levels. And, to be honest, it kinda hurts that you would think that.
 
mcnuttz said:
Neighbor asked what was in my pocket.
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I was told that if I got snipped I would still have glorious orgasms. Which is good because value my money shots.
 
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