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We're using an ugly nurse so hopefully he looks to me as a hero.
 
NoDak said:
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Good luck with that.

My wife said the same thing with our first kid. After just a short while, she was all FUCK THIS SHIT!! Nearly broke my damn hand squeezing it so hard. When the doc finally gave her the epidural, I don't know who was more relieved, her or me.

The last two kids, her first question was always "when do I get my epidural?"
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My wife had epidural with the first two, but she didn't like the feeling after birth.

Sometimes I could use an epidural for poops so I ain't gonna push her either way.
 
boozeman said:
The Angry Whopper is back. :fistpump
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I am confused about this post. Everyone is discussing certain procedural matters on private parts and booze throws out an angry whopper. Is he talking about a hamburger or dick parts?
 
L.T. Fan said:
I am confused about this post. Everyone is discussing certain procedural matters on private parts and booze throws out an angry whopper. Is he talking about a hamburger or dick parts?
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Wouldn't that be Angry Dong?
 
Ah...shit...never mind...thats Phils brother.

:unsure
 
So...I have been having tooth pain for the last month or so...like every tooth in my head pain.

I go to the dentist and he says, "we need to do a CAT scan since this is a symptom of jaw and/or tongue cancer". WTF? :skurred

Get the CAT scan, everything looks good- they think. :skurred

They send me to an Ortho who does his own CT and MRI and then takes 4 days to get back to me. So, I'm freaking out having the runs cause I figure...fuck me they've found a tumor the size of Iamtdg's Pergola or something.

Good news....no bad stuff. Bad news...my teeth were shifting and I am now a late 40's man with a mouthful of braces. :laff

CSB.

But still better than reading about smokey balls.
 
I have not seen one bum in Omaha yet. Kind of miss that.
 
UncleMilti said:
So...I have been having tooth pain for the last month or so...like every tooth in my head pain.

I go to the dentist and he says, "we need to do a CAT scan since this is a symptom of jaw and/or tongue cancer". WTF? :skurred

Get the CAT scan, everything looks good- they think. :skurred

They send me to an Ortho who does his own CT and MRI and then takes 4 days to get back to me. So, I'm freaking out having the runs cause I figure...fuck me they've found a tumor the size of Iamtdg's Pergola or something.

Good news....no bad stuff. Bad news...my teeth were shifting and I am now a late 40's man with a mouthful of braces. :laff

CSB.

But still better than reading about smokey balls.
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Glad you are healthy...although your negative regard for ball smoke is insulting. My ball smoke and Nodak's ball smoke had some great times together. Just waiting for Schmitty to get a hysterectomy so there would be puss smoke at the party.
 
Watching the news and they have this kid "stealing the show" during a Papal visit.

I guess an ill-mannered little shit kid is charming.
 
L.T. Fan said:
I am confused about this post. Everyone is discussing certain procedural matters on private parts and booze throws out an angry whopper. Is he talking about a hamburger or dick parts?
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Burger King food item. Get your head out of the gutter.
 
The last couple of craps I have taken were shocking because they felt like tiny ones, but turned out to be bowl monsters.
 
boozeman said:
Watching the news and they have this kid "stealing the show" during a Papal visit.

I guess an ill-mannered little shit kid is charming.
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Acting out around priests is a quick way to get raped.
 
Carp said:
Glad you are healthy...although your negative regard for ball smoke is insulting. My ball smoke and Nodak's ball smoke had some great times together. Just waiting for Schmitty to get a hysterectomy so there would be puss smoke at the party.
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:lol

:towel
 
Carp said:
Glad you are healthy...although your negative regard for ball smoke is insulting. My ball smoke and Nodak's ball smoke had some great times together. Just waiting for Schmitty to get a hysterectomy so there would be puss smoke at the party.
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:lol
 
Who let the dogs in?
 
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