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I saw Tim Tebow today. Told him the DCC was one of his biggest fans. If he joins up, you can thank me later.
 
Deuce said:
I saw Tim Tebow today. Told him the DCC was one of his biggest fans. If he joins up, you can thank me later.
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No story about he secretly always wanted to play in Dallas? No anecdote about his mom?

This story gets a 3/10.
 
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Hey guys, Unk told me to kick pdom the fuck outta here, but I don't recall how to ban someone from just one thread. Little help here?
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mcnuttz said:
[INVISIBLE=pdom]
Hey guys, Unk told me to kick pdom the fuck outta here, but I don't recall how to ban someone from just one thread. Little help here?
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[INVISIBLE=pdom]
Don't halfass it. Just ban him from the whole board and be done with it.
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Iamtdg said:
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Don't halfass it. Just ban him from the whole board and be done with it.
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[INVISIBLE=pdom]
I haven't heard back from Unk about that.

Maybe we should put up a poll?
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mcnuttz said:
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I haven't heard back from Unk about that.

Maybe we should put up a poll?
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Does anyone besides Phil know how to start a poll? Maybe we should start a poll to find out.
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Iamtdg said:
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Does anyone besides Phil know how to start a poll? Maybe we should start a poll to find out.
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Dude, it's a fucking poll...not a pergola.

I think we'll be fine.
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Ah shit, thought we were talking about Unk.
Everybody knows pdom is poor as hell.
 
Kbrown said:
Ah shit, thought we were talking about Unk.
Everybody knows pdom is poor as hell.
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Uh...what are you talking about, Keith?
 
One of my wife's friends forwarded this recipe link to her with the message "it's delish!".

http://www.epicurious.com/expert-ad...tm_campaign=zergnet_1081483&mbid=synd_zergnet

After thorough review, I left simple instructions with my spouse.

This ve-cunt is permabanned from my home for any eating event for this shit. For realz.

She can still do what the fuck ever she wants with her otherwise, but she is not going to get invited to any eating events on the property that I currently own.

As an aside, 2233...if you want her number, she is separated and available.
 
boozeman said:
One of my wife's friends forwarded this recipe link to her with the message "it's delish!".

http://www.epicurious.com/expert-ad...tm_campaign=zergnet_1081483&mbid=synd_zergnet

After thorough review, I left simple instructions with my spouse.

This ve-cunt is permabanned from my home for any eating event for this shit. For realz.

She can still do what the fuck ever she wants with her otherwise, but she is not going to get invited to any eating events on the property that I currently own.

As an aside, 2233...if you want her number, she is separated and available.
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WTF.

They advise serving it with coleslaw. So a cabbage and cabbage sandwich. Probably with a side of cabbage, and some cabbage juice to wash it down.

Do vegans really live this way?
 
Kbrown said:
WTF.

They advise serving it with coleslaw. So a cabbage and cabbage sandwich. Probably with a side of cabbage, and some cabbage juice to wash it down.

Do vegans really live this way?
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I don't know, but that is why this chick is not allowed at cook outs etc.

I don't want to have to worry about what she eats. She is sort of a "satellite friend", a friend of a friend that I have seen over maybe once, I think.

I found it quite disturbing that some how this vegan person had impressed my wife enough for her to acknowledge this abomination, much less bring it to me for validation.

I am getting scared the vegan may turn her into a pod person.

I have noticed lately she is on a vegetable kick. She has this odd fascination with these "Harvest Snaps" snacks which are just freeze dried pea pods with flavors.

And she even has been feeding them to the kids.

Alright, this shit is getting scary.
 
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