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I don't know, but that is why this chick is not allowed at cook outs etc.

I don't want to have to worry about what she eats. She is sort of a "satellite friend", a friend of a friend that I have seen over maybe once, I think.

I found it quite disturbing that some how this vegan person had impressed my wife enough for her to acknowledge this abomination, much less bring it to me for validation.

I am getting scared the vegan may turn her into a pod person.

I have noticed lately she is on a vegetable kick. She has this odd fascination with these "Harvest Snaps" snacks which are just freeze dried pea pods with flavors.

And she even has been feeding them to the kids.

Alright, this shit is getting scary.

I hope she used free range glutens.
 
WTF.

They advise serving it with coleslaw. So a cabbage and cabbage sandwich. Probably with a side of cabbage, and some cabbage juice to wash it down.

Do vegans really live this way?

Cabbage that isn't cooked with swine flesh can't be considered food.
 
Might as well explain the calendar thing, too, while you're at it.
 
You would think since he is Asian he would be good with numbers. Guess again.
 
I'm eating brats for lunch.
 
I don't have a firm grasp of either.
 
Going pig hunting this weekend. The guy has a night vision camera on his feeder, and he sent me one still that had 22 pigs in it. Surely I can hit one of them. If I do, ham for everyone!
 
~crickets~

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Going pig hunting this weekend. The guy has a night vision camera on his feeder, and he sent me one still that had 22 pigs in it. Surely I can hit one of them. If I do, ham for everyone!


You monster!

Send bacon.
 
You monster!

Send bacon.

I hope I come back with one. If so, I'm going to have to buy a deep freeze. I gave mine away when we moved.
 
It's 70 degrees and gorgeous out here. Meanwhile, I'm stuck behind a computer screen with no vacation planned this summer.

Someone please tell me your vacation plans.
 
It's 70 degrees and gorgeous out here. Meanwhile, I'm stuck behind a computer screen with no vacation planned this summer.

Someone please tell me your vacation plans.

Have I mentioned I am going pig hunting this weekend?
 
It's 70 degrees and gorgeous out here. Meanwhile, I'm stuck behind a computer screen with no vacation planned this summer.

Someone please tell me your vacation plans.

Next trip will probably to somewhere in Missouri or Iowa depending on what can be worked out with an old military buddy for a get together.
 
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