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I seriously want to dropkick the fish/kimchi eating son of a bitch who has the entire office smelling like Bourbon St. on a hot summer day.

That's the 3rd time that SOB has bombed the office with his/her meal. I wish I knew who it was so I could publicly shame them.
 
1bigfan13 said:
I seriously want to dropkick the fish/kimchi eating son of a bitch who has the entire office smelling like Bourbon St. on a hot summer day.

That's the 3rd time that SOB has bombed the office with his/her meal. I wish I knew who it was so I could publicly shame them.
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Same person that was eating something that 'smelled like Bigfoot's dick' a while back? Time to head up an investigative committee of people in the office to figure out who it is and then have an intervention.
 
1bigfan13 said:
I seriously want to dropkick the fish/kimchi eating son of a bitch who has the entire office smelling like Bourbon St. on a hot summer day.

That's the 3rd time that SOB has bombed the office with his/her meal. I wish I knew who it was so I could publicly shame them.
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I hate when people do that at work.

There are certain meals that you cannot have in an office environment, and a lot of those dishes are usually pastas or seafood.

Some fool brought in some garlic parmesan wings and it smelled like shit in here.
 
Nope, different person. "Big foot's dick" guy isn't here today. We beat him down already so he knows to never bring it in here again.

I think this is a person from downstairs who sneaks up to our breakroom....bombs it with their fowl smelling food, then scurries back to their office space on their floor.
 
Texas Ace said:
I hate when people do that at work.

There are certain meals that you cannot have in an office environment, and a lot of those dishes are usually pastas or seafood.

Some fool brought in some garlic parmesan wings and it smelled like shit in here.
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The smell of shit would have been an improvement over this odor. Frankly I'm surprised the person was able power through the odor and eat whatever it was.
 
1bigfan13 said:
The smell of shit would have been an improvement over this odor. Frankly I'm surprised the person was able power through the odor and eat whatever it was.
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One of my co-workers at the last job was Vietnamese. He was a cool dude and the guy I got along with the most. But you know how Asian food can be, and when we saw him bring something from home, we all knew it was time to scatter.

I didn't have the heart to tell him his food smelled awful.
[MENTION=15]pdom[/MENTION] - remember this when you're thinking of reheating some fish/shrimp concoction at work. :art
 
Texas Ace said:
One of my co-workers at the last job was Vietnamese. He was a cool dude and the guy I got along with the most. But you know how Asian food can be, and when we saw him bring something from home, we all knew it was time to scatter.

I didn't have the heart to tell him his food smelled awful.
[MENTION=15]pdom[/MENTION] - remember this when you're thinking of reheating some fish/shrimp concoction at work. :art
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Phil has probably been chased from several break rooms.

If I worked with Phil I'd be nice to him since I kind of know him. Instead of publicly shaming him I'd just hide his food every day.
 
I added some asparagus to a smoothie this morning and now my pee smell's like 1bigfan's break room.
 
mcnuttz said:
I added some asparagus to a smoothie this morning and now my pee smell's like 1bigfan's break room.
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Asparagus is bad for swallowing too. Try pineapple to improve the taste for her...er...

OH!! You said pee. My bad.
 
:lol

easily the stankiest food I've brought that cleared the break room was when I pulled out of the bag a whataburger.
 
pdom said:
:lol

easily the stankiest food I've brought that cleared the break room was when I pulled out of the bag a whataburger.
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skidadl said:
Because Whataburger smells like butt.

Thankfully it is marginally better than McDonalds.
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I will kill both of you and your WHOLE FAMILY!
 
NoDak said:
Why would you risk prison over some mediocre fast food? If you're gonna murder an entire family, at least do it for some Hardees.
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Hardees? You're as bad as Genghis.
 
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