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NoDak said:
Why would you risk prison over some mediocre fast food? If you're gonna murder an entire family, at least do it for some Hardees.
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I wouldn't risk prison over mediocre fast food. BTW, you're on the list now, buddy.
 
It's tough to beat a Frisco Burger, this much I know.
 
I got a 7 month old lab today. Lawd Jesus this dog is a handful. Yikes.

Not very trained at all. Took him for a walk and he pulled against me the entire time. Full of energy but very happy.
 
skidadl said:
I got a 7 month old lab today. Lawd Jesus this dog is a handful. Yikes.

Not very trained at all. Took him for a walk and he pulled against me the entire time. Full of energy but very happy.
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He will eat your house if you don't watch him. My daughter got one of them a few years back about this age. He ate the siding off the house in several places before they got rid of him.
 
L.T. Fan said:
He will eat your house if you don't watch him. My daughter got one of them a few years back about this age. He ate the siding off the house in several places before they got rid of him.
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I expect him to be a pain for about another year or more. He's just really a handful. I'm already ready to kick his ass.
 
skidadl said:
I expect him to be a pain for about another year or more. He's just really a handful. I'm already ready to kick his ass.
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Labs are great animals if you can get through the first year and a half with them. You do have an advantage being in the country. He can expend a lot of his energy there. In town and penned up in a back yard the are simply a destruct machine.
 
L.T. Fan said:
Labs are great animals if you can get through the first year and a half with them. You do have an advantage being in the country. He can expend a lot of his energy there. In town and penned up in a back yard the are simply a destruct machine.
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I can tell it is going to be a challenge for sure. Just out of control for attention and energetic
 
L.T. Fan said:
Labs are great animals if you can get through the first year and a half with them. You do have an advantage being in the country. He can expend a lot of his energy there. In town and penned up in a back yard the are simply a destruct machine.
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Without question.
 
Wow. Had a dream that Booze got Boberts to come back and Booze threw me under the bus.

A dream...with the DCC involved. I don't even think I've had a dream with my daughter in it yet. Heavy.




Oh, yeah. YOU DFDC
 
My 10 year old daughter came home from school and let out a disgusting wet fart. It lingered in the room for a good while. I have the windows open to try to mitigate the situation. It is so gross.
 
Sexist. If your son did that, you'd be proud. Like a coming of age when a man can clear the room.
 
Took a shit stanky enough that it made my face contort and silently mouthing WTF. Couldn't get up to open the window or flip the fan switch on.

I tell ya, bathrooms need to be redesigned so there's a secondary fan switch and window by the toilet itself, like a fucking relief valve.

Speaking of which, there are a lot of things going on in the switch world at Home Depot. Every light switch can be connected to a phone app. 1st world luxury.

On another note, there's a wind tunnel going through the back of my house. Only one opening facing this side of the house and it's the bathroom window. More effective than any high-powered fan you can buy. Small things that really bring the property value up.
 
My dog has proven to be a real project. I'm learning as much as I can at this point. Problems in experiencing or solved so far:

1. He was overweight - he apparently was fed from the table and hadn't been walked much. Every time we eat I take him into and area of the house set aside for him. We feed him gelatin dog food. We excersise him as much as we can. He had already slimmed down.

2. He is extremely mouthy - this is very hard to solve. When you let him he goes crazy with his mouth and starters biting. Even when we approach him calmly he bites and swats and cannot control himself. He clearly understands the commands and ever seems like he tries obey but he's stricken with a giant case of adhd. We are working on keeping very calm around him at all times. He has spells where he jumps on he couch and goes crazy clawing a biting. He is a giant attention whore that can't stand to not be constantly touched. We are working with him to get him under control. He killed on my wife while she was laying on the couch and scratched her pretty bad. Unfortunately my first response was to clock him on the nose. I know this is a bad option but it really did the job. He was very calm for the rest of the evening and even sat quiet and still for the first time in two weeks while he was pet. I've read all about physical punishment for dogs and how it isn't good but what is yalls experience?

3. He will war anything of he's left alone - that is just a fact of life for is right now. I don't know what to say. He's won't do it while with us but it takes about 5 minutes of being left alone to ear a shoe or remote.

I believe that [MENTION=7]P_T[/MENTION] is a lab lover. Any help here?
 
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