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Getting off work early and gonna smoke a slab of pork spare ribs whilst downing some cold brews.

It's a pretty sweet gig.
 
Getting off work early and gonna smoke a slab of pork spare ribs whilst downing some cold brews.

It's a pretty sweet gig.

I took off early as well. Had to make a grocery store run, and will do nothing but test from home all afternoon.
 
I just wouldn't want to be standing in his path if he starts waving it around while chanting "Phallusmagnus vibrato!" is all I'm saying.


Alls you gotta do is shout, "GFY!!"

But then you really better get the hell back. It's gonna be a show.
 
I took off early as well. Had to make a grocery store run, and will do nothing but test from home all afternoon.

We should hang out.
 
Alls you gotta do is shout, "GFY!!"

But then you really better get the hell back. It's gonna be a show.

:lol

I really hate you fuckers right now.
 
I can't stay mad at you. I'll bring the beer.

I guess I won't have to remind you to leave your "wand" at home, right?
 
I guess I won't have to remind you to leave your "wand" at home, right?

You'll never even know it's there..... until it's too late.
 
My Mom is planning on baking a turkey, and I'm trying to come up with a way to tactfully force her into forfeiting the bird so that it may have its time in 400 degree peanut oil.
 
You'll never even know it's there..... until it's too late.

Ok, so you'll be hiding it in your arse while we're hanging out.

Good to know, bro.

Ooops, wife just called. Our house burned down.

Maybe we can do this "hanging out" thing some other time.
 
Ok, so you'll be hiding it in your arse while we're hanging out.

Good to know, bro.

Ooops, wife just called. Our house burned down.

Maybe we can do this "hanging out" thing some other time.

Fine... I won't bring it.

Now, can we cut the bullshit and just do this?
 
We have a tea club at work, where each person in the group buys a bag of tea and we alternate making tea in the Bunn.

So I bought the last bag and it's gone. It's someone else's turn to buy tea, but noone has brought any in all week.

And I'm that asshole just walking around with my own self-steeping tea cup and getting looks like, "What you doing, fool? We ain't got no tea!"

Right, we ain't got no tea, but mcnuttz got a backup bag in his desk. Shyeah!!! /gangsterassteadrinkingmotherfucker
 
So anyway, you should experiment with peanut butter and balsamic vinegar.
 
And I'm talking about bbq sauce, you sick freak.
 
Iced tea?
 
Gotta say, a tea club sounds kinda gay.
 
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