Clay_Allison
Old Bastard
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Wow. Did that happen to you?![]()
No, but it seemed like an apt analogy.
Wow. Did that happen to you?![]()
I just wouldn't want to be standing in his path if he starts waving it around while chanting "Phallusmagnus vibrato!" is all I'm saying.

Getting off work early and gonna smoke a slab of pork spare ribs whilst downing some cold brews.
It's a pretty sweet gig.
I just wouldn't want to be standing in his path if he starts waving it around while chanting "Phallusmagnus vibrato!" is all I'm saying.
I took off early as well. Had to make a grocery store run, and will do nothing but test from home all afternoon.
Alls you gotta do is shout, "GFY!!"
But then you really better get the hell back. It's gonna be a show.

We should hang out.
I can't stay mad at you. I'll bring the beer.
I guess I won't have to remind you to leave your "wand" at home, right?
You'll never even know it's there..... until it's too late.
Ok, so you'll be hiding it in your arse while we're hanging out.
Good to know, bro.
Ooops, wife just called. Our house burned down.
Maybe we can do this "hanging out" thing some other time.
And I'm talking about bbq sauce, you sick freak.
Iced tea?