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I don't mind that at all. I might just jerk off about it if you guys give me a little more deets.

You are a fucking pervert, but I get it.
 
My wife says what guys who wear too much cologne are considered douches. FYI

Just trying to help you guys out here.
 
What the hell?
 
Well, I have been married before, and just this week proposed to someone. Surprisingly she said yes. I am quite happy.

Congrats, Carl.
 
My wife says what guys who wear too much cologne are considered douches. FYI

Just trying to help you guys out here.

Axe body spray doesn't count, does it?
 
Well, I have been married before, and just this week proposed to someone. Surprisingly she said yes. I am quite happy.

I assume you're ok with her hectic TV life or you wouldn't have proposed.

Congrats!
 
Well, I have been married before, and just this week proposed to someone. Surprisingly she said yes. I am quite happy.

Congrats, man.
 
Axe body spray doesn't count, does it?

You know I go with Brut, Old Spice, Adidas, or Gillette. Yeah, they are cheap and whatnot, but you smell good...and like a man. That stuff fades too...so it may start out strong, but it fades into confident aroma.
 
You know I go with Brut, Old Spice, Adidas, or Gillette. Yeah, they are cheap and whatnot, but you smell good...and like a man. That stuff fades too...so it may start out strong, but it fades into confident aroma.

I don't really use Axe. My kids usually get me a decent cologne for xMas and that bottle will last me all year.

My method is to spray once in the air and then walk through it as it descends.

I feel powerful and mildly redolent throughout the day.
 
I don't really use Axe. My kids usually get me a decent cologne for xMas and that bottle will last me all year.

My method is to spray once in the air and then walk through it as it descends.

I feel powerful and mildly redolent throughout the day.

If you pulled that shit in front of me I would kick you before the scent came down, then walked through your mist.
 
If you pulled that shit in front of me I would kick you before the scent came down, then walked through your mist.

That's fucked up, man.

You're just gonna bust up through my Polo mist like that?

Seriously, dude...that's some messed up shit.
 
That's fucked up, man.

You're just gonna bust up through my Polo mist like that?

Seriously, dude...that's some messed up shit.

You are familiar with my previous work, notably as The Growler...and if there is one constant, it is that I don't play by the rules.
 
You are familiar with my previous work, notably as The Growler...and if there is one constant, it is that I don't play by the rules.

Don't enter my home without an invite!

And if you are invited, the dressing closet is off limits.

That isn't a rule. That's a mother fucking limit, pal! And limits are enforced in the McNutt household!
 
Don't enter my home without an invite!

And if you are invited, the dressing closet is off limits.

That isn't a rule. That's a mother fucking limit, pal! And limits are enforced in the McNutt household!

I'll probably slide across 3 car hoods just to get to my car...which I will drive at a furious pace, then I'll do some things in that closet that may entice you to move.

Also, should I just bring a side? Deviled eggs? YPS? Let me know.
 
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