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Carp said:
I don't mind that at all. I might just jerk off about it if you guys give me a little more deets.
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You are a fucking pervert, but I get it.
 
My wife says what guys who wear too much cologne are considered douches. FYI

Just trying to help you guys out here.
 
What the hell?
 
Carl said:
Well, I have been married before, and just this week proposed to someone. Surprisingly she said yes. I am quite happy.
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Congrats, Carl.
 
skidadl said:
My wife says what guys who wear too much cologne are considered douches. FYI

Just trying to help you guys out here.
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Axe body spray doesn't count, does it?
 
Carl said:
Well, I have been married before, and just this week proposed to someone. Surprisingly she said yes. I am quite happy.
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I assume you're ok with her hectic TV life or you wouldn't have proposed.

Congrats!
 
Carl said:
Well, I have been married before, and just this week proposed to someone. Surprisingly she said yes. I am quite happy.
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Congrats, man.
 
mcnuttz said:
Axe body spray doesn't count, does it?
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You know I go with Brut, Old Spice, Adidas, or Gillette. Yeah, they are cheap and whatnot, but you smell good...and like a man. That stuff fades too...so it may start out strong, but it fades into confident aroma.
 
Carp said:
You know I go with Brut, Old Spice, Adidas, or Gillette. Yeah, they are cheap and whatnot, but you smell good...and like a man. That stuff fades too...so it may start out strong, but it fades into confident aroma.
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I don't really use Axe. My kids usually get me a decent cologne for xMas and that bottle will last me all year.

My method is to spray once in the air and then walk through it as it descends.

I feel powerful and mildly redolent throughout the day.
 
mcnuttz said:
I don't really use Axe. My kids usually get me a decent cologne for xMas and that bottle will last me all year.

My method is to spray once in the air and then walk through it as it descends.

I feel powerful and mildly redolent throughout the day.
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If you pulled that shit in front of me I would kick you before the scent came down, then walked through your mist.
 
Carp said:
If you pulled that shit in front of me I would kick you before the scent came down, then walked through your mist.
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That's fucked up, man.

You're just gonna bust up through my Polo mist like that?

Seriously, dude...that's some messed up shit.
 
mcnuttz said:
That's fucked up, man.

You're just gonna bust up through my Polo mist like that?

Seriously, dude...that's some messed up shit.
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You are familiar with my previous work, notably as The Growler...and if there is one constant, it is that I don't play by the rules.
 
Carp said:
You are familiar with my previous work, notably as The Growler...and if there is one constant, it is that I don't play by the rules.
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Don't enter my home without an invite!

And if you are invited, the dressing closet is off limits.

That isn't a rule. That's a mother fucking limit, pal! And limits are enforced in the McNutt household!
 
mcnuttz said:
Don't enter my home without an invite!

And if you are invited, the dressing closet is off limits.

That isn't a rule. That's a mother fucking limit, pal! And limits are enforced in the McNutt household!
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I'll probably slide across 3 car hoods just to get to my car...which I will drive at a furious pace, then I'll do some things in that closet that may entice you to move.

Also, should I just bring a side? Deviled eggs? YPS? Let me know.
 
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