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[Cotton]

 

[Cotton]

 

[mcnuttz]

Hate Atlanta. Bunch of rude people. Better get your state in line.

~shake it off~

 

[Carp]

Been listening to Motley Crue lately.

 

[Angrymesscan]

Lost ten pounds by quitting dairy, gas emissions are also on a ten year low after that, but... I'm not digging the new texture of my feces, they seem unstable, too light and puffy...

 

[Carp]

Right now my farting is the worst I have ever had in my life. I will fart in the car when I get home...when I open the car in the morning it is laying in wait to attack me and whoever I have as a passenger. It's hot gas too, I could spot weld with it.

 

[Newt]

Been listening to Motley Crue lately.

Did you get the free album from google play?

 

[Carp]

Did you get the free album from google play?

I had that already, but it is cool that it is out there. Young dudes like you can get in on it.

 

[Texas Ace]

You don't have to be lonely, at farmers only dot com.

 

[Carp]

lol wut

 

[Bob Roberts]

Coffee is like a laxative to me. No matter what, I always have to go #2 immediately after a cup. Hell, even iced coffee does it to me.

 

[Rev]

lol wut

You havent seen that commercial? Figured it would be pretty big up there.

 

[Texas Ace]

You havent seen that commercial? Figured it would be pretty big up there.

It's the jingle from hell.

I can't get that crap out of my head.

 

[Carp]

You havent seen that commercial? Figured it would be pretty big up there.

Oh I have...just thought it was an odd drop.

 

[boozeman]

Oh I have...just thought it was an odd drop.

That shit has gone national.

 

[NoDak]

Your momma's so ugly, she'd still be lonely at farmers only dot com.

 

[boozeman]

Bill Polian and his wife were in the seats in front of me going through Phoenix yesterday.

CSB

 

[Carp]

Bill Polian and his wife were in the seats in front of me going through Phoenix yesterday.

CSB

Did you ask him why his teeth made him look like he had a mouthful of baked beans?

 

[Carp]

That shit has gone national.

I'm right in the epicenter. Nebraska and Iowa.

 

[boozeman]