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Saw that the other day on FB. Looks just like an officer I know. Funny shit.
 
I've rocked out to Taylor Swift. I have daughters so I have a valid excuse.
 
I like how he'd see someone...wave...then go right back to it.
 
Thank God I don't have kids. My wife and I have no patience for anything meant for children. We hate their food, we hate their TV, we hate their music. It's all trash.
 
Clay_Allison said:
Thank God I don't have kids. My wife and I have no patience for anything meant for children. We hate their food, we hate their TV, we hate their music. It's all trash.
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I hope you don't have any, you might be miserable.
 
Iamtdg said:
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Saw that the other day on FB. Looks just like an officer I know. Funny shit.
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Hmm...possibly knowing the cop, 50% on the Hostile scale, please use first names and a funny story about his wife's lasagna to receive full credit.
 
pdom said:
For a white elephant Christmas gift, I recorded myself singing that Taylor swift song, along with Xmas classics, and burnt it onto a CD. It was the party hit.
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The dinner scene at the end of Christmas Story is now replaying in my head. Thanks.
 
Carp said:
Hmm...possibly knowing the cop, 50% on the Hostile scale, please use first names and a funny story about his wife's lasagna to receive full credit.
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Well, his uncle does own the local hardware store where me and my friends used to go and get lollipops when we were kids.
 
boozeman said:
Yes, but what flavor? It is in the details, dummy.
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Well, we never got to choose a specific flavor because he always got his lollipops from an orphanage just outside of town, and they always gave the little kids there first shot at the best flavors, so we ended up getting whatever was left.
 
Iamtdg said:
Well, his uncle does own the local hardware store where me and my friends used to go and get lollipops when we were kids.
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This sounds like the beginning of a story where you get molested.
 
Rev said:
You havent seen that commercial? Figured it would be pretty big up there.
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He'll hear it soon enough when he walks into the local watering hole and inquires of the ladies' whereabouts.
 


Not a big fan of SNL these days, but this is pretty funny.
 
That video was really funny when I posted it in the thread about the topic.
 
mcnuttz said:
He'll hear it soon enough when he walks into the local watering hole and inquires of the ladies' whereabouts.
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I know enough to push a button on my phone, then the ladies appear. Typically attired in a sun dress with cowboy boots.
 
Carp said:
This sounds like the beginning of a story where you get molested.
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No way, man. Harry was a legit guy. I remember he always used to hug us so tight. He had the bestest hugs evar. They seemed to go on and on and on and on.
 
Bob Roberts said:
Coffee is like a laxative to me. No matter what, I always have to go #2 immediately after a cup. Hell, even iced coffee does it to me.
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I don't drink coffee anymore, only hot guayusa tea.

Because I'm an uppity mother humper who's all about that herbal.
 
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