LOL @ The Zone

Carp said:
Emotions.
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He's so deep into his lies that he gets his facts wrong half the time.

Haley was said to have made a hole in the wall after the Bills loss in week 2, but never have I heard or read anything that it was created by a helmet toss towards the owner.

And I also don't remember hearing Haley scowling at Jerry. I do remember reading about him saying out loud to no one in particular "We're never going to win with this rookie RB".....or something to that effect.

I guess that's not dramatic enough for Hos' story.
 
I still remember where I was when I heard the news that Jimmy Johnson was gone. I had to pull my car over so that I didn’t cause an accident.
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Safety first.
 
:lol

What an overly dramatic liar that guy is.
 
Seriously though...his daughter was kicking to the beat of Michael Jackson in the womb? My guess is she was rebelling after his wife downed her 6th Burrito Supreme.
 
We had be best thread on DCC I. It was in the super secret Admin Zone only me, sbk and EZ had access.

It was called the Hostile Chronicles and we had all this shit logged.

Wish I saved it. :sad
 
Carp said:
I do like as a 6 year old he was breaking down the trajectory on the Mackey TD. Pretty advanced stuff for that age...kind of like Schmitty breaking down OL play while in diapers.
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Except as a 12 year old, and then watching over and over again since I had recorded many of the games on VHS, so late into my teens, but sure, close enough.
 
mschmidt64 said:
Except as a 12 year old, and then watching over and over again since I had recorded many of the games on VHS, so late into my teens, but sure, close enough.
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You still wore diapers when you were 12?
 
Dr. Kenneth Noisewater needs to maintain low tones about Lance Dunbar or face the consequences.
 
Unfortunately, my baby aborted itself when the Black Eyed Peas were the halftime show
 
Bob Roberts said:
Unfortunately, my baby aborted itself when the Black Eyed Peas were the halftime show
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Thank you so much for sharing. My cousin Madeline who used to be the town librarian went into labor during the Ice Bowl and she swears that the stress of the game made it happen. Thankfully her son Lance survived and became a state swimming champion after conquering a mean case of Rickets.
 
boozeman said:
Thank you so much for sharing. My cousin Madeline who used to be the town librarian went into labor during the Ice Bowl and she swears that the stress of the game made it happen. Thankfully her son Lance survived and became a state swimming champion after conquering a mean case of Rickets.
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Too Boozestile, you are killing it.

:lol
 
Tom Jones said:
When we signed James Hanna last year, I spent hours viewing any available footage of him at Oklahoma. I was so impressed that I kept going back and watching it over and over-I was like "this guy is unreal"...He's got speed, moves and good hands. I was mostly impressed with his speed though and really thought the Boys would have used him a lot more last year AT WIDE RECEIVER in place of Miles Austin when he was out with his injuries. Anyway I boldly predict that if Hanna stays healthy and doesn't suffer a career ending injury he will be a lock for the Hall of Fame when he retires.

Alex Albright is another talented player we still haven't seen a lot of. Look at his college tape and the few games he played in the last couple of years with the Cowboys. The guy has great quickness and always seems to get himself into a position to make the play. He reminds me a little of Ted Hendricks the "Mad Stork" that played for the Raiders back in the day. Anyway, I boldly predict that Albright will make All-Pro anytime he's allowed to play as a starter at defensive end, even with another team, as long as he can stay healthy too.

Thoughts gentlemen?
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:picard
 
That Michael Jackson story kills me every time. :towel

Dude's got mad skills as a story teller. He should write for one of those catalogs that J. Peterman and Elaine worked on on Seinfeld.
 
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