2025 Random Cowboys Stuff Thread

[bbgun]

There's gotta be at least one retarded QB needy team in love with him.

 

[Simpleton]

I'd do the trade then trade down from 2 with a team that loved Sanders. There's gotta be at least one retarded QB needy team in love with him.

If it were me I'd actually tank for Manning and completely pass up QB's this year, unless Dart fell to our Cleveland pick in the 2nd, then I'd consider it.

 

[Rev]

If it meant tying ourselves to Sanders’ kid, no way.

Then we get a HC as well and don't have to search when Shit fails. Plus we win the Rooney Rule.

 

[boozeman]

 

[Bipo]

What the fuck is a nose wipe gesture and what does it suggest? Coke?

 

[Cotton]

What the fuck is a nose wipe gesture and what does it suggest? Coke?

It's fucking dumb. What are they going to eliminate next? Spiking the ball?

 

[mcnuttz]

And yet they never banned the jaylon swipe.

 

[Rev]

It's fucking dumb. What are they going to eliminate next? Spiking the ball?

Qb center exchange for ridiculing 2 guys having sex.

 

[Cowboysrock55]

What the fuck is a nose wipe gesture and what does it suggest? Coke?

I always thought it was a sexual reference. You know how children do the thing with their fingers after fingering...

 

[boozeman]

 

[Irving Cowboy]

I always thought it was a sexual reference. You know how children do the thing with their fingers after fingering...

A reverse dirty sanchez.

 

[Bipo]

Skill should have been "skill"

 

[Cowboysrock55]

Skill should have been "skill"

I want to say that's the B team skill guys but your WR2 is in that group. And maybe WR3.

Also where the hell is Mingo?

 

[Chocolate Lab]

I want to say that's the B team skill guys but your WR2 is in that group. And maybe WR3.

Also where the hell is Mingo?

These things are for the sub-second round talents, bro.

 

[Cowboysrock55]

These things are for the sub-second round talents, bro.

Like Lamb should be there but I'm sure he has become Hollywood. Mingo though, you're new guy to the team with zero work with the QB.

 

[mcnuttz]

A reverse dirty sanchez.

A self-inflicted dirty sanchez doesn't seem like it would be a great celebration, but it works.

 

[Plan9Misfit]

It's fucking dumb. What are they going to eliminate next? Spiking the ball?

Yes. It’s too similar to the old lawn dart (Jarts) of the 70s and 80s.

<I know someone who still has a set>

 

[Cowboysrock55]

These things are for the sub-second round talents, bro.

Yeah the more I think about it the more I'm pissed off that Mingo isn't there. Probably why the talentless Panthers didn't even want him.

 

[Bipo]

These things are for the sub-second round talents, bro.

Right, this guy is playing the coveted "you had a second round grade on me 3 years ago, bro" card.

 

[shoop]

Should be skill-position as there not much skill there