2025 Random Cowboys Stuff Thread

[Chocolate Lab]

College kids: "Who's Jerry Rice?"

 

[Irving Cowboy]

College kids: "Who's Jerry Rice?"

Pretty much

 

[bbgun]

College kids: "Who's Jerry Rice?"

Hell, they wouldn't even know who Megatron is.

 

[bbgun]

 

[shoop]

Unless he is genuine when he says he doesn’t need to break the bank. Which if true would show he actually does care about winning as a Cowboy.

 

[boozeman]

 

[Bipo]

Who’s this slack jawed faggot? Let’s say we did make this trade. Anyone excited with the 2 pick being Sanders?

 

[Simpleton]

I'd do it for Newsome, 2nd overall and their 2nd.

The problem would be that I'm sure the plan would be to replace him with someone like Ewers.

 

[Cowboysrock55]

Who’s this slack jawed faggot? Let’s say we did make this trade. Anyone excited with the 2 pick being Sanders?

He looks and sounds like the Browns equivalent of Mike Fisher.

 

[Cowboysrock55]

I'd do it for Newsome, 2nd overall and their 2nd.

The problem would be that I'm sure the plan would be to replace him with someone like Ewers.

You can't even say Ewers without saying ewwwwwwwwwww.

And yeah I'd do that too. But I probably haven't even looked close enough to the QBs in this draft to give you an honest opinion on who I would take if Dak wasn't here.

 

[bbgun]

Baloney. We're stuck with Dak and you know it.

 

[Simpleton]

Baloney. We're stuck with Dak and you know it.

Yea, there's almost no chance this nonsense happens.

 

[Smitty]

Yea, there's almost no chance this nonsense happens.

I'd do it in a nanosecond though.

 

[Bipo]

Carter with the 2 pick, BPA @ 12, tank for Manning 2026

 

[Cujo]

I'd do it in a nanosecond though.

It would be like a gift from God.

 

[Foobio]

I'd do it in a nanosecond though.

Absolutely. Would be a great opportunity.

And it makes too much sense for the Cowboys which is why Jerry wont let it won’t happen.

 

[NoDak]

That aughta get the morons whipped into a frenzy.

 

[Chocolate Lab]

I think the most laughable part of this is that's why Garrett signed with them.

 

[boozeman]

I'd do it in a nanosecond though.

If it meant tying ourselves to Sanders’ kid, no way.

 

[Bipo]

If it meant tying ourselves to Sanders’ kid, no way.

I'd do the trade then trade down from 2 with a team that loved Sanders. There's gotta be at least one retarded QB needy team in love with him.