I have much respect for the Cards, but today they can suck a big bag of dicks.
Carson Palmer...fuck you, you watered down weak ass version of Aikman
Andre Ellington...more like Andre Smellington...because he stinks!
Fitz...hey maybe if you don't get the ball today your dad can write an article about how you are limited by QB play
John Carlson...hey, I have an uncle named Don Carlson...he was cool, used to let us jump off a balcony on to empty moving boxes...shout out to Uncle Don...fuck off to John Carlson
Michael Floyd...more like Pink Floyd because YOU ARE A PUSSY!
Jared Veldheer...sounds like the gay British butler Mr Belvedere, fag!
GET OUT HERE...GET OUT HERE RIGHT NOW!!
AIYEEEEEEEEE