2024 Random Cowboys Stuff Thread

[Cotton]

So now you like it.

That's what you got out of that?

I'm all about jokes, but having a day set aside for it is stupid. It's kinda like Thanksgiving. You should be thankful year round.

 

[Genghis Khan]

No April Fools jokes are funny. But, you have to admit, @bbgun did kinda get ya.

You mean, falsified a Twitter account to make it look like it said something that isn't true? I don't understand how that's some sort of 'gotcha'.

The whole point is to be funny. If it's not funny, it's just a lie.

 

[Cotton]

You mean, falsified a Twitter account to make it look like it said something that isn't true? I don't understand how that's some sort of 'gotcha'.

The whole point is to be funny. If it's not funny, it's just a lie.

It was pretty obviously a joke. How would that fool know who Cotton is?

 

[Genghis Khan]

It was pretty obviously a joke. How would that fool know who Cotton is?

Haven't you hate-tweeted at him?

 

[Cotton]

Haven't you hate-tweeted at him?

Like twice, yeah. But, he would never remember my twitter handle. It's okay. You got got, brother.

 

[Cowboysrock55]

Haven't you hate-tweeted at him?

He is well below anyone Ernie cares about.

 

[Bill Shatner]

It was pretty obviously a joke. How would that fool know who Cotton is?

It is obvious Ernie has an undercover account at the DCC. Who's the biggest homer here? Probably @NoDak

There you go....Ernie is NoDak.

 

[GShock]

That's what you got out of that?

I'm all about jokes, but having a day set aside for it is stupid. It's kinda like Thanksgiving. You should be thankful year round.

Whoa whoa whoa whoa

Let's just everybody be cool.

 

[Cotton]

Whoa whoa whoa whoa

Let's just everybody be cool.

 

[NoDak]

It is obvious Ernie has an undercover account at the DCC. Who's the biggest homer here? Probably @NoDak

There you go....Ernie is NoDak.

Oh no. The board retard really burned me with this zinger.

How will I ever recover from this?

 

[Rev]

Oh no. The board retard really burned me with this zinger.

How will I ever recover from this?

A lot of hard work doing some community service would be suffice.

 

[p1_]

That's what you got out of that?

I'm all about jokes, but having a day set aside for it is stupid. It's kinda like Thanksgiving. You should be thankful year round.

I took the laugh to mean you thought it was funny .

 

[Irving Cowboy]

Oh no. The board retard really burned me with this zinger.

How will I ever recover from this?

“Take the pain, TAKE THE PAIN!!”

 

[Genghis Khan]

It is obvious Ernie has an undercover account at the DCC. Who's the biggest homer here? Probably @NoDak

There you go....Ernie is NoDak.

PT is the biggest homer here I think.

 

[Cujo]

If that's an April Fools joke it's a stupid one.

All of them. All of them are stupid. It's time for this "holiday" to die.

 

[Bill Shatner]

Congrats to Bland. He certainly earned his extra 750k.

DaRon Bland gets sizable payout for 2023 campaign

What DaRon Bland was able to do for the Dallas Cowboys had never been achieved before in the NFL, and he’s earned a big bonus bag for his record-setting season

www.dallascowboys.com

 

[mcnuttz]

Oh no. The board retard really burned me with this zinger.

How will I ever recover from this?

DAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


STAY DOWN, BIZNATCH!!!!!11111!!!!!11

 

[NoDak]

DAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


STAY DOWN, BIZNATCH!!!!!11111!!!!!11

Et tu', Ryobi?

 

[mcnuttz]

Et tu', Ryobi?

Sic est me, Flapjack!

Maybe it's time to change that title to "Homerin' out sonofabitch"?

 

[P_T]

Sic est me, Flapjack!

Maybe it's time to change that title to "Homerin' out sonofabitch"?