2024 Cowboys UDFA Thread…

[Genghis Khan]

Our RB issues are now a thing of the past.

Is this fucking serious? They have to be trolling us at this point.

 

[Genghis Khan]

You guys are demanding a running back? Here's the shittiest one we can find. How do you like them apples?

 

[Bill Shatner]

Nate Fucking Peater. I mean if we had to get a RB, I'm glad it was one whose last name I can manipulate into a dick.

 

[Genghis Khan]

 

[boozeman]

The worst part was that PC when these two fucktards were yukking it up, snapping their suspenders and bragging how they are going to bring in another haul.

 

[boozeman]

This was me with the Liufau pick. It was going so well.

 

[Cowboysrock55]

I actually love our draft. I think we got some really good players and potential.

I'm just left dumbfounded at RB. I thought man, at least in UDFA we will go after some RBs and maybe some more DTs. This is where we usually do really well. Only two positions I'm really worried about signing guys. Just get the best ones for those two positions.

And we didn't really do shit. We got a NT from Illinois and nothing. RB specifically really just has me frustrated. Not the drafts fault but damn, every UDFA at RB should have been looking at us as a dream scenario. And we got fucking Peat. Just insane to me. I guess we will have to sift through the RBs other teams don't want during preseason cuts.

 

[boozeman]

 

[Prodigal_Son]

Tackling machine. He may have a legit shot to make the roster. He has good instincts.

 

[Prodigal_Son]

Good pass catcher, terrible blocker.

 

[Cotton]

Again, I am sorry. Let me make it up to you with a joke, eh? Something a little more "me".

What is the difference between bbgun and the toys from Toy Story?

Spoiler

The toys go limp when a little kid walks into the room.

You totally redeemed yourself.

 

[Cowboysrock55]

Tackling machine. He may have a legit shot to make the roster. He has good instincts.

Well we have a wide open spot for fifth LBer, special teams.

 

[Cowboysrock55]

Good pass catcher, terrible blocker.

I see no way that type of guy makes the roster. We maybe have an opening for a badass blocking TE but I doubt we keep a pass catcher over that John Stephen's kid from last year.

 

[NoDak]

You totally redeemed yourself.

 

[Chocolate Lab]

We're still totally screwed at DT. You can't count on a seventh rounder to be anything. Osa is literally the only 3 tech on the team, unless you count Golston there or something.

Unbelievable.

 

[data]

As opposed to multiple RBs for the Wishbone offense, we’ll be running the Nobone

 

[Cowboysrock55]

We're still totally screwed at DT. You can't count on a seventh rounder to be anything. Osa is literally the only 3 tech on the team, unless you count Golston there or something.

Unbelievable.

Yeah everyone claimed a 3 tech would be a waste but we literally have like 3 DTs on the roster. Golston might as well be a 3 tech because we have more ends than DTs at this point.

 

[Simpleton]

We're still totally screwed at DT. You can't count on a seventh rounder to be anything. Osa is literally the only 3 tech on the team, unless you count Golston there or something.

Unbelievable.

In base sets we don't have much at 3T, Osa and maybe Golston, but in nickel/dime I think we're fine as far as interior rushers with Osa, Lawrence, Kneeland and maybe even Golston or Fehoko mixing in.

 

[Cotton]

As opposed to multiple RBs for the Wishbone offense, we’ll be running the Nobone

Not your best work, Phyllis.

 

[data]

Not your best work, Phyllis.

Ur a boner