2024 Cowboys UDFA Thread…

[boozeman]

As much as we pinch pennies, we have no problem signing this kid that has zero chance at ever doing anything. Like I tell my wife, I don’t care how cheap this one thing is when you buy a bunch of other cheap ones too that add up.

 

[boozeman]

2 WRs.

2 TEs.

0 RBs.

 

[NoDak]

Updated count: 25 RBs have signed UDFA contracts with 20 different teams.

Spoiler alert: None of them were the Dallas Cowboys.

 

[Bill Shatner]

The Hillbillies, as always, are out to prove they are smarter than everyone else by going with nothing at RB.

 

[boozeman]

I sure hope Nick does not get carpal tunnel from all the typing he could do on this gorgeous class.

 

[Chocolate Lab]

Updated count: 25 RBs have signed UDFA contracts with 20 different teams.

Spoiler alert: None of them were the Dallas Cowboys.

Jerry probably is afraid one of them might beat out Zeke.

Seriously.

 

[NoDak]

Maybe when it was their turn to sign a UDFA RB, a better value flashing light player was the choice to be made.

Or something like that.

 

[boozeman]

Updated count: 25 RBs have signed UDFA contracts with 20 different teams.

Spoiler alert: None of them were the Dallas Cowboys.

It is like they are bound and determined to be contrary to what a sane mind would do looking at this roster.

The reality is we had no designs on any of the undrafted backs. There is no way we would ever admit we have fallen off in that area. Like a lot of things, we were a touch arrogant in regards to players wanting to come here and it shows. Money talks now more than any other time.

 

[NoDak]

I'm not updating that RB tracker on the first page anymore. It's too painful.

 

[boozeman]

Maybe when it was their turn to sign a UDFA RB, a better value flashing light player was the choice to be made.

Or something like that.

Fifth and sixth string tight ends. Flashing lights.

 

[boozeman]

I'm not updating that RB tracker on the first page anymore. It's too painful.

You should never have started it in the first place.

 

[NoDak]

You should never have started it in the first place.

FINE!

I was trying to be helpful, fucker.

 

[Bill Shatner]

Welp, I'm out. UDFA is usually interesting with at least a few intriguing prospects, but this group of bums they've hauled in this year is insulting.

Oh look, another TE:

• Alec Holler - TE, UCF (per Clarence Hill Jr.)

 

[Genghis Khan]

I just don't understand.

 

[boozeman]

FINE!

I was trying to be helpful, fucker.

Are you trying to provoke me?

I thought we were doing so well together this weekend.

 

[boozeman]

Welp, I'm out. UDFA is usually interesting with at least a few intriguing prospects, but this group of bums they've hauled in this year is insulting.

Oh look, another TE:

• Alec Holler - TE, UCF (per Clarence Hill Jr.)

Things are so bad, my cross faded ass time stamped you.

 

[Plan9Misfit]

I just don't understand.

Hey, Jerry, tell us that you’re trying to make Dak and McCarthy fail without telling us that you’re trying to make Dak and McCarthy fail.

 

[NoDak]

Are you trying to provoke me?

I thought we were doing so well together this weekend.

I'm sorry.

The thought of Rico Dowdle being our lead back is quite stressful. I'm 5 days into an 8 day work week before days off and some self medication stress reliever will have to wait.

 

[Cujo]

The Hillbillies, as always, are out to prove they are smarter than everyone else by going with nothing at RB.

I think they made a bet with each other, probably for a dollar, that they could completely punk the fan base, after saying they were all in, and still make money.

 

[Genghis Khan]

probably for a dollar