2023 Season | Wildcard Saturday | Gameday Chatter Thread | 1/13/2024

[Plan9Misfit]

He actually is a clever dude.

I would not call him socially awkward at all. He already has a style and can manipulate the media.

Garrett was fucking socially awkward.

He’s smart as hell, and very funny. But the mannerisms and odd body language put him close to the savant range.

 

[data]

Look up, m’fer

 

[boozeman]

I find it oddly satisfying to hear Garrett's logic chip struggle to convey to his voice mechanism to "show emotion in the voice you provide the audience who should be bowing before your genius".

 

[1bigfan13]

Half-a-black Metrosexual Coach just gave up there.

It certainly felt like it.

This next set of play calls will confirm whether shortening the game (getting out of the elements quicker) or winning is more important.

 

[bbgun]

God bless you, Red

 

[Plan9Misfit]

Do not insult Gort by comparing him to Garrett.

Well, I can’t use Dalek because they show a form of emotion. Garrett is incapable.

 

[bbgun]

Mostert and Hill are sleeveless. Respect.

 

[P_T]

Well, those w/o Peacock should be thankful that they're spared 3 hrs of Jason Garrett.

 

[shoop]

Mike McDaniels is arguably the most socially awkward NFL coach that we’ve had in years.

Looks like the stereotypical nerd

 

[1bigfan13]

Looked like he double-clutched on that throw.

 

[Plan9Misfit]

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[data]

Turn of events. Thanks, Cedric Wilson

 

[bbgun]

No Tua no

 

[Bill Shatner]

This game gonna be ugly too.

@ all you fags that paid for it to listen to Garrett.

 

[1bigfan13]

Pacheco between the tackles has been money so far.

 

[P_T]

Mike McDaniels is arguably the most socially awkward NFL coach that we’ve had in years.

 

[1bigfan13]

@ all you fags that paid for it to listen to Garrett.

Someone's jealous.

 

[1bigfan13]

That's the Taylor Swift curse.

 

[boozeman]

Kelce needs to just retire.

It is very evident that Swift's cooch has robbed him of all of his precious bodily fluids.

 

[P_T]

Someone's jealous.

And we get to see Oppenheimer too...