2023 Season | Wildcard Saturday | Gameday Chatter Thread | 1/13/2024

[boozeman]

Garrett?

 

[Plan9Misfit]

Redball is calling the game. The cold won’t bother him. Machines function better cold.

 

[data]

Jason Garrett in the booth. That’s what $5.99 gets you

 

[boozeman]

Jason Garrett in the booth. That’s what $5.99 gets you

 

[Plan9Misfit]

Jason Garrett in the booth. That’s what $5.99 gets you

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[boozeman]

Redball

This was a term that some fag that liked him back in the day came up with.

You best not own that.

 

[boozeman]

I will say that if I could arrange to pay cash money to have a few thugs beat the ever-living shit out of Simms' kid so I could witness it, I would do it.

 

[Plan9Misfit]

This was a term that some fag that liked him back in the day came up with.

You best not own that.

Done. How many names have I used to address that robotic piece of shit over the years? Countless. I have an El Guapo level plethora of other names that I can use for Mr. Roboto.

 

[bbgun]

I will say that if I could arrange to pay cash money to have a few thugs beat the ever-living shit out of Simms' kid so I could witness it, I would do it.

I hear Jakar's looking for a side hustle

 

[boozeman]

Well, I will say this, if someone pays for this shit on Peacock, the NFL will normalize it.

But in a brilliant stroke of idiocy, they put Jason fucking Garrett in the booth.

 

[1bigfan13]

I bet playing on this field is like playing on the old Vet stadium turf.

 

[Plan9Misfit]

Well, I will say this, if someone pays for this shit on Peacock, the NFL will normalize it.

But in a brilliant stroke of idiocy, they put Jason fucking Garrett in the booth.

If my wife didn’t already have an account, I wouldn’t be watching. But, she does, so here we are.

And again, robots like the cold, so ED-209 may operate more efficiently under these conditions.

 

[1bigfan13]

Well, I will say this, if someone pays for this shit on Peacock, the NFL will normalize it.

But in a brilliant stroke of idiocy, they put Jason fucking Garrett in the booth.

My daughter's had it for a couple of years so I'm good.

 

[data]

I wonder if Garrett’s gonna plug his cafe

“It’s -4° out here. These players could use a hot cup of authentic Italian coffee and a biscotti…like from Caffe Lucca”

 

[Bill Shatner]

Kelce must have been thinking of that sweet billionaire pussy on that pass.

 

[boozeman]

If my wife didn’t already have an account, I wouldn’t be watching. But, she does, so here we are.

2023 Season | Wildcard Saturday | Gameday Chatter Thread | 1/13/2024

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[Plan9Misfit]

Mahomes’ accuracy is spot on thus far.

 

[1bigfan13]

Didn't expect the Chiefs to come out slinging the rock all over the place.

 

[data]

Kelce must have been thinking of that sweet billionaire pussy on that pass.

Cuz it’s cold and abrasive?

 

[boozeman]

I cannot believe I have to listen to Garrett's fucking voice throughout a playoff game.