2023 Season | Wildcard Saturday | Gameday Chatter Thread | 1/13/2024

[boozeman]

Pacheco is fun to watch, like Marion Barber but faster.

 

[Plan9Misfit]

I cannot believe I have to listen to Garrett's fucking voice throughout a playoff game.

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[data]

Pacheco is fun to watch, like Marion Barber but faster.

~solemn head bow~

 

[boozeman]

Miami will give up if the Chiefs go up by 10.

 

[Bill Shatner]

Imagine being with Taylor Swift.

I'd do my best to convince her to marry me then keep her touring for the most of the next 10 years.

Then I divorce her and take half that income.

 

[1bigfan13]

Fairly easy opening drive.

Doesn't look like the Dolphins want to be here.

 

[1bigfan13]

Imagine being with Taylor Swift.

I'd do my best to convince her to marry me then keep her touring for the most of the next 10 years.

Then I divorce her and take half that income.

She seems like the prenup type.

 

[Plan9Misfit]

Imagine being with Taylor Swift.

I'd do my best to convince her to marry me then keep her touring for the most of the next 10 years.

Then I divorce her and take half that income.

I’d try for anal every time. Just, because.

 

[boozeman]

Imagine being with Taylor Swift.

I'd do my best to convince her to marry me then keep her touring for the most of the next 10 years.

Then I divorce her and take half that income.

That should be a thing, but I guess it is not a thing that happens.

You almost never hear of that.

 

[boozeman]

She seems like the prenup type.

Well, of course.

Anyone with appreciable worth would be a goddamn idiot not to have one.

 

[1bigfan13]

I'll give the Dolphins the benefit of the doubt. They had to sign a handful of guys off the street just to fill out their roster.

 

[boozeman]

I'll give the Dolphins the benefit of the doubt. They had to sign a handful of guys off the street just to fill out their roster.

Feh. I hate that we lost to them.

 

[boozeman]

Half-a-black Metrosexual Coach just gave up there.

 

[Plan9Misfit]

Mike McDaniels is arguably the most socially awkward NFL coach that we’ve had in years.

 

[boozeman]

Good lord, they keep showing Garrett's fucking face.

 

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Imagine being with Taylor Swift.

I'd do my best to convince her to marry me then keep her touring for the most of the next 10 years.

Then I divorce her and take half that income.

You’d end up zombified, brain scrambled and locked up in her basement 100 feet below ground with the rest of them, never to be heard from again. Meanwhile…

‘What happened to Shatner? Haven’t heard from him.’
‘Oh he’s busy living the life with that sugar momma, probably getting all the anal he can handle’

 

[boozeman]

Mike McDaniels is arguably the most socially awkward NFL coach that we’ve had in years.

He actually is a clever dude.

I would not call him socially awkward at all. He already has a style and can manipulate the media.

Garrett was fucking socially awkward.

 

[Plan9Misfit]

Gort doesn’t even look cold. His directives apparently did not include recognizing temperature unless he starts to overheat.

 

[data]

This an aesthetically pleasing matchup

 

[boozeman]

Gort doesn’t even look cold. His directives apparently did not include recognizing temperature unless he starts to overheat.

Do not insult Gort by comparing him to Garrett.