2022 Random NFL Stuff Thread...

[Cotton]

Betty White at 61 years old. I’d rather a Rachel Dratch in her 20s

So, you're disputing my point by telling me you would rather do a chick in her 20s? Well, no shit.

 

[data]

So, you're disputing my point by telling me you would rather do a chick in her 20s? Well, no shit.

Not a chick. Rachel Dratch.

Fine, as for Rachel Dratch at her current age?

You know what, fuck you for making me play this game

 

[Cotton]

You know what, fuck you for making me play this game

Betty White at 61 >>>>>>>>> than Rachel Dratch at the same age.

 

[Genghis Khan]

Today? Sorry, 61 years old is a dealbreaker.

Only Salma Hayek and a few elite are the exceptions when they reach 61. Can’t think of any current 61+ that are an exception

Susanna Hoffs is 63.

 

[Bill Shatner]

 

[data]

In her prime, as in, in her 20s? She was not a slumpbuster. She was pretty hot.

American Pie version? Yeah I'd still be down.

Today though?

Yeah, I'd still be down.

What about Mariah Carey? Indisputably fine in her 20s, then she’s…we’ll, what’s the word…morphed

 

[bbgun]

Is Banderas dying?

 

[data]

Is Banderas dying?

aren't we all

 

[Genghis Khan]

What about Mariah Carey? Indisputably fine in her 20s, then she’s…we’ll, what’s the word…morphed

I'm guessing she's had quite a lot of work done.

 

[jsmith6919]

I'm guessing she's had quite a lot of work done.

I don't think shes that old, I'd guess mid 50s maybe

edit: Just googled her, she's 52. Now take someone like Elizabeth Hurley, she has to be close to 60 and still looks great

 

[data]

I'm guessing she's had quite a lot of work done.

If you're still down for Coolidge now, as you've stated, are you down for today-version of Mariah Carey?

 

[Cujo]

Susanna Hoffs is 63.

I'd definitely fuck her. The window is still open.

 

[Genghis Khan]

I'd definitely fuck her. The window is still open.

Hell yeah.

 

[Genghis Khan]

If you're still down for Coolidge now, as you've stated, are you down for today-version of Mariah Carey?

Yeah probably. I was mostly joking about Coolidge today.

 

[ravidubey]

Is Banderas dying?

Melanie Griffith drained the life out of him when they were together. Now almost a decade since they broke up you can still see the effects

 

[Cotton]

 

[ravidubey]

Brissett has played well enough when I've had a chance to see them and we know how well the skill positions have played.

I'm kind of shocked that team only has 4 wins, but it's the perfect excuse (besides the insane contract) to immediately play Watson

 

[boozeman]

Good Christ. Stay on topic, people.

There is always the fake Test thread for this kind of stupidity and lack of discipline.

 

[data]

Good Christ. Stay on topic, people.

There is always the fake Test thread for this kind of stupidity and lack of discipline.

 

[shoop]

Good Christ. Stay on topic, people.

There is always the fake Test thread for this kind of stupidity and lack of discipline.

The term you are looking for is shenanigans or tomfoolery