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Wouldnt so far as call her Rachel Dratch ugly, but she always had a weird, bloated look to her. That being said, in her prime, id have no problem with her as a slumpbuster.
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OMG, please don't do this. Think of the children!
 
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This sounds straight from Rodgers' PR team

"Aaron hasn't been sucking, it's incredible he's even playing right now!"

If he's that hurt, he shouldn't be playing. Otherwise, if you're healthy enough to play you're healthy enough to play well.
 
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This sounds straight from Rodgers' PR team

"Aaron hasn't been sucking, it's incredible he's even playing right now!"

If he's that hurt, he shouldn't be playing. Otherwise, if you're healthy enough to play you're healthy enough to play well.
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possibly reading into this incorrectly, but I like this news more so because it tells me Jordan Love sucks. If Love was halfway decent, they’d have rested Rodgers at least one game. This franchise deserves decades of shitty QB-purgatory suffering after 30 years of Pro-Bowl QB talent
 
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Wouldnt so far as call her Rachel Dratch ugly, but she always had a weird, bloated look to her. That being said, in her prime, id have no problem with her as a slumpbuster.
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In her prime, as in, in her 20s? She was not a slumpbuster. She was pretty hot.

American Pie version? Yeah I'd still be down.

Today though?

Yeah, I'd still be down.
 
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Genghis Khan said:
In her prime, as in, in her 20s? She was not a slumpbuster. She was pretty hot.

American Pie version? Yeah I'd still be down.

Today though?

Yeah, I'd still be down.
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You’ll have to show pics of her prime hotness as I was referring to her popularity prime after American Pie. She was mid-40s in American Pie, I’m guessing?
 
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In her prime, as in, in her 20s? She was not a slumpbuster. She was pretty hot.

American Pie version? Yeah I'd still be down.

Today though?

Yeah, I'd still be down.
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Her lips look like two bananas stacked on top of each other.
 
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possibly reading into this incorrectly, but I like this news more so because it tells me Jordan Love sucks. If Love was halfway decent, they’d have rested Rodgers at least one game. This franchise deserves decades of shitty QB-purgatory suffering after 30 years of Pro-Bowl QB talent
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Eh. I mean, we went 5.5 games with Cooper Rush. Love certainly sucks but a guy either is hurt or he isn't.

But I was mostly referring to the reporter using the word "incredible".

That makes the report "incredible", as in, "not credible". It's PR. And it can fuck right off.
 
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You’ll have to show pics of her prime hotness as I was referring to her popularity prime after American Pie. She was mid-40s in American Pie, I’m guessing?
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I believe so, yes. She was born in 1961, so if the first American Pie was around 99, she'd have actually been in her 30s? Wait, that doesn't seem right.

And yes, you're God damn right I googled her.


This is apparently her when she was younger. She seems to have gotten a lot of work done, which honestly ruins her looks.


 
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I believe so, yes. She was born in 1961, so if the first American Pie was around 99, she'd have actually been in her 30s? Wait, that doesn't seem right.

And yes, you're God damn right I googled her.


This is apparently her when she was younger. She seems to have gotten a lot of work done, which honestly ruins her looks.


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You are not wrong.

 
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Genghis Khan said:
In her prime, as in, in her 20s? She was not a slumpbuster. She was pretty hot.

American Pie version? Yeah I'd still be down.

Today though?

Yeah, I'd still be down.
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Today? Sorry, 61 years old is a dealbreaker.

Only Salma Hayek and a few elite are the exceptions when they reach 61. Can’t think of any current 61+ that are an exception
 
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