2022 Random Cowboys Stuff Thread

[Texas Ace]

OH PLEASE DO IT..... PLEASE DO A FAN INTERACTION.

I would be like those concert bozos sleeping in line days before to get in.

I HAVE TO GET MY CHANCE TO TALK TO HIM.

 

[Cujo]

Fuck this cunt.

 

[Genghis Khan]

Yes Jerry, we know you won't sell the team. Why do you think we're mad?

 

[Genghis Khan]

Well you should have had no hope to begin with. Sit there, go ahead, get mad. But nothing is ever changing, even when he is dead.

I actually look forward to the day Spaulding takes over. That's how far I've sunk.

 

[p1_]

Now y'all see why I hope for the slim chance that another franchise can once again enter the Dallas market. Dont forget that the Dallas Texans once played to the same crowd, in the same town.

 

[mcnuttz]

One can only hope.

Don't be trite.

 

[ravidubey]

You have to be thrown the football for this to happen

 

[Cotton]

Bob's right, unfortunately.

 

[Simpleton]

Bob's right, unfortunately.

Probably, and this is why I think Payton could be so valuable. He's one of the few who I think can tell Jerry to fuck off on something and he'll actually do it.

It's also a reason why I still greatly prefer Stephen to Jerry.

Stephen may be a cheap fuck who has no idea how to prioritize winning but I highly doubt he'll be playing games like this, mandating that coaches do certain things with X or Y coordinator, once Jerry is gone.

 

[Genghis Khan]

Now y'all see why I hope for the slim chance that another franchise can once again enter the Dallas market. Dont forget that the Dallas Texans once played to the same crowd, in the same town.

No chance.

 

[Cotton]

No chance.

Not even remotely.

 

[Genghis Khan]

You have to be thrown the football for this to happen

He had 11 targets last week. He was thrown to plenty. He sucked.

 

[Rev]

No chance.

 

[Chocolate Lab]

It's Broaddus and he's a moron, but he said in the postgame show he didn't think Payton would work here precisely because he would upset everything and BB didn't think Stephen and Will would accept that.

 

[bbgun]

BB didn't think Stephen and Will would accept that

because their way has been working swimmingly

 

[Chocolate Lab]

because their way has been working swimmingly

Results are a secondary concern, as always.

 

[Simpleton]

It's Broaddus and he's a moron, but he said in the postgame show he didn't think Payton would work here precisely because he would upset everything and BB didn't think Stephen and Will would accept that.

I wouldn't be surprised if it were true because everyone involved in this organization is too comfortable with going along to get along, as long as they can maintain their position/salary/influence, McClay included.

There's a reason McClay doesn't want to leave, he can more or less be the de facto GM as far as the draft is involved, with no absolutely no risk of losing his job.

 

[Genghis Khan]

It's Broaddus and he's a moron, but he said in the postgame show he didn't think Payton would work here precisely because he would upset everything and BB didn't think Stephen and Will would accept that.

I think the biggest hurdle is if Jerry would pay that salary that Payton will command, and I don't think he would.

 

[Genghis Khan]

Results are a secondary concern, as always.

I remember when Switzer won the super bowl and (referring to him and Jerry) yelled, "We did it our way, baby!", and idiot younger me pumped my fist watching it live. Idiot younger me said, "Fuck yeah we did."

Little did idiot younger me understand what a curse wanting to do things their way, at literally all costs, would be.

 

[Chocolate Lab]

I think the biggest hurdle is if Jerry would pay that salary that Payton will command, and I don't think he would.

I agree with that also.

If the past predicts the future, I suspect we get Quinn promoted and that's it, because Jerry is already paying him.

If the offense really tanks, maybe Jerry gives Moore the old "You need to look for another job" order so he can get a new OC without having to pay Kellen not to coach.