The Sex Thread

If I was a chick, I think I’d burn up a good twenty hours a day playing with myself.

Having 100% all access to those toys would be tough to control.
 
NoDak said:
If I was a chick, I think I’d burn up a good twenty hours a day playing with myself.

Having 100% all access to those toys would be tough to control.
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I'm with you 100%. I would wear myself out.
 
boozeman said:
Speak for yourself OLD MAN!
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I never in the 17 years I have been posting here would have thought YOU would be calling ME old.
 
Iamtdg said:
I never in the 17 years I have been posting here would have thought YOU would be calling ME old.
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Again...only old as you feel.

Say that reminds me, I gotta stop jerking off so much.
 
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Cant believe I missed this thread.

If I don’t get at least 3 sessions of actual intercourse and 2 BJs a week, I’m rubbing the texture off the walls with my cock. I turn into an animal. Random shit becomes attractive around the house. I actually asked her if I could fuck the back of her bent knee one night but she laughed so hard I played it off as a joke.

I came out and told my wife about a year ago that I’m in the mood to fuck always and I can’t help it, so if I can’t get it consistently from herthat’s permission for me to get it somewhere else.

She took it pretty well and has been giving it up on the regular ever since.

It helps that we did just enough marriage counseling about a year ago to get the sex issues and her issues with me before the conversation turned to stuff she does to bother me, then the counseling miraculously was no longer needed.
 
This thread triggered that memory, so I asked her if she remembered and she did, she legit pissed herself laughing because I told her I was serious when I asked.

That’s some high level sex addict shit I bet. Probably as far as you can go before you start googling house pets with human-like vaginas.
 
Sheik said:
This thread triggered that memory, so I asked her if she remembered and she did, she legit pissed herself laughing because I told her I was serious when I asked.

That’s some high level sex addict shit I bet. Probably as far as you can go before you start googling house pets with human-like vaginas.
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And now I'm wondering if the piss didn't turn you on too.
 
Thankfully we have had a healthy sex life for the last 27 years. My wife has out sexed me for periods of time. Her mid 30s were wild to the point that I couldn’t keep up. Now it sort of comes in waves. Depending on stress levels and business. Some weeks it is 3-4 times and others it will be several days with and occasional almost 2 weeks.

We have an agreement between each other - if one of us needs straight up relief sex we don’t deny the other. Whatever it takes to get the job done and not return obligation is expected. It is a pretty good set up for us.
 
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