The Sex Thread

boozeman

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Lookit, it is time.

If you don't want to talk about it, fine.

But I would think most of us know each other (maybe) pretty well are prepared.

I will get started.

And dudes...try not to post boob gifs in here.
 
That's probably about right for me too, but it's really inconsistent. Some weeks it's like I won the lottery, some weeks it's skid row. It probably averages out.
 
That's probably about right for me too, but it's really inconsistent. Some weeks it's like I won the lottery, some weeks it's skid row. It probably averages out.
It all depends on how that bitch has graded you for the last month.

Oops. Perhaps I have said too much.

~deletes thread, sends PM to Geng~
 
Speaking of which, that time of the month is a no go.

Had a guy at work that was proud of doing that and not shy about telling the story either. On a side not he also went into a Board of Regents meeting while at work and took a piece of cake..... while they were having a meeting.
 
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Speaking of which, that time of the month is a no go.
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Had a guy at work that was proud of doing that and not shy about telling the story either. On a side not he also went into a Board of Regents meeting while at work and took a piece of cake..... while they were having a meeting.
I can't for the life of me remember that dude's name. He's the one that had the chemistry set, wasn't he?
 
I can't for the life of me remember that dude's name. He's the one that had the chemistry set, wasn't he?

Clint I believe was this name. Don't remember the chemistry set but wouldn't surprise me if he did.
 
Clint I believe was this name. Don't remember the chemistry set but wouldn't surprise me if he did.
That's right. Clint. Dude was fucking weird.
 
Bump.

Jesus fucking Christ my wife has decided at a quarter to ten to prepare freshly baked chocolate chip cookies.

This is basically like a blowjob. But in a weird way.

But now I wonder if the cookie or the blowjob is the best.
 
Bump.

Jesus fucking Christ my wife has decided at a quarter to ten to prepare freshly baked chocolate chip cookies.

This is basically like a blowjob. But in a weird way.

But now I wonder if the cookie or the blowjob is the best.
Whenever my wife decides to make tamales out of the blue I just wait to see what she bought
 
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