The Great Amigo Thread...

pdom said:
and football was changed forever. We'd have 4-FB sets had He not get injured.
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I like the capitalization of He. So subtle, yet very funny.
 
Texas Ace said:
What does it even mean to be an infamous smuggler?

Is that another term for drug runner or were they smuggling furs and watches and shit like that?
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What are the odds he isn't pretending his Daddy is Han Solo and the Uncle is Chewbacca?
 
dallen said:
What are the odds he isn't pretending his Daddy is Han Solo and the Uncle is Chewbacca?
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Seriously....how does someone become infamous at smuggling in modern times if it's for something other than drugs?

You don't have to smuggle anything anymore and haven't had to for a very long time.

So what exactly made them infamous? Were they smuggling elephant tusks in the 1930's or something?

I would love to hear the story as to how his peeps became "infamous smugglers".
 
Hostile said:
This is just my opinion. Bill Belichick is the best Head Coach in the NFL right now, and probably since Landry. But I do not want him as our Head Coach.

Ever.

Chilon of Sparta was known as a "Sage of Greece." There were a total of 7 of them. Chilon once said this.

"Prefer a loss to a dishonest gain, the one brings pain at the moment, the other for all time."

Do you think Hoodie will ever lose the "Belicheat" label, or the Patriots lose the "Cheatriots" label? I don't. Perhaps some of you would be accepting of the backlash here in Dallas, but I wouldn't be too thrilled to have that shadow over our heads. Great Coach. IMNSHO one of the top 5 ever. But it is going to follow him to the grave and beyond.

I admit, I am crazy about Jason Garrett as our Head Coach. There is literally no one in the NFL or NCAA ranks that I wanted more than him in 2007, and it continues to right now, today. You see, I have this insane belief that doing thing the right way pays off long term. No matter who you ask me, I will take Garrett over that person. I'm talking here about realistic options. Don't say Jimmy or Landry. I have little to no doubt that when the man's final chapter is written a lot of people are going to say, "I was wrong about that guy."

How any Cowboys fan can not love the direction this team is going is beyond me. I really do not get it, and I am not so sure I want to. I wouldn't be too proud of myself to think the way some do. In fact, I'd be outright ashamed of myself for it. I am not telling anyone that they should be ashamed. I was talking about me. I live my life eschewing negative stuff about the people and things I love.

I am damn proud of my Dallas Cowboys. Even the last 20 years or so that piss so many of you off.
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How awesome would it be if Garrett was caught in drag while blowing homeless guys?
 
NoDak said:
How awesome would it be if Garrett was caught in drag while blowing homeless guys?
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Feh. Then Hostile would put on a rainbow shirt and profess that he was blowing them the "right way" and just trying to alleviate their pain.
 
Step outside, open your arms and feel the warm glow. Hos says we're in the golden era of this franchise.

~Cowboys just lost to the Buccaneers~

Hos tips his cowboy hat, smug grin and says 'wouldn't have it any other way', clicks his feet and rides horse off into the sunset, toilet plunger holstered in his belt.
 
Smitty likes Garrett, too.
 
Some schlub asked if there was any update on Jaylon Smith.

Hostile said:
I was just told there is significant improvement. Not enough to change the prognosis for him playing this year. But the hand wringing that he might never play is completely unfounded from what I was recently told. The improvement is steady and evident, which is exactly what Dr. Cooper admonished people to expect.
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Significant improvement, just not enough for him to play this year. Excite the dim witted following, but don't put yourself out on a limb. How convenient.

Also, I don't think he knows what admonished means.
 
NoDak said:
Some schlub asked if there was any update on Jaylon Smith.



Significant improvement, just not enough for him to play this year. Excite the dim witted following, but don't put yourself out on a limb. How convenient.

Also, I don't think he knows what admonished means.
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Straight from Jones, who should know and is the most sunshine pumping moron in the history of ever:
His progress is really undetermined. But that was to be expected. He is not off plan at all. The rejuvenation of the nerve that would help him get in position to actually hit the playing field is not complete, but it is not behind. It was to be expected.
"Our doctors are not dismayed at all. I'm not. It's the type of thing that could really come around. And if it comes around, then we'll take advantage of it. And he's such an impact player that we would try to get him on the field. In the meantime, he's doing many things that would let you use the word progress. Of course, he has unbelievable work ethic, character, resolve to help the team."
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Hey, but good ol' Hos' has more.
 
Jaylon smith is gonna an awesome LBers assistant coach next year.
 
In a thread talking about the series 'All in with the Arizona Cardinals'.

Hostile said:
I watched episode 1 last night. My immediate reaction was, this is exactly how I said all teams operate in my Football 101 thread that pissed off a bunch of people because it exposed the fallacy of dysfunction in Dallas. The owner/president is in charge, just like I said. All other owners supposedly got out of the way and let the GM/Personnel guy operate as he saw fit. They simply let others run their multi-million dollar investments. How dumb was that idea? In this show Steve Keim is the GM & personnel guy, but that is not the case in all cities. Never has been in Dallas. Will McClay is our Keim.

Anyone hear Arians say the word "process?" Sorry folks, I have said repeatedly that what Garrett is building is how it is done successfully to build for the long term. You get people to buy in, then you have something to get your hopes in.

My favorite part was David Johnson idolizing Emmitt.
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I guess since Arians said the word process, it ratifies what ol' Hos has been preaching about Garrett all along. :lol
 
In the CZ thread about the Cowboys Tour Bus crash, he pops in after a Tweet and says he knows the guy who Tweeted and will find out what he can. It is amazing he can always make it about him.
 
boozeman said:
In the CZ thread about the Cowboys Tour Bus crash, he pops in after a Tweet and says he knows the guy who Tweeted and will find out what he can. It is amazing he can always make it about him.
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On his board, he's carrying on about how something like this is traumatic to the first responders, too. Somebody said they couldn't do the job of a policeman/highway patrolman that had to respond to accidents, especially those involving kids. He came in talking about how he was a fireman for 7 years, had to respond to calls like this all the time, how much it emotionally tortured him, and there are still certain accidents that haunt his dreams to this day. Of course, he got what he was shooting for. The thread turned from talking about the accident, to telling him what a great person he was.
 
Tears...in...my...eyes.

Not for the van's victims, but for the horrors that Hos had to endure. I will shed tears for the ones Hos couldn't, knowing he maintained a bold face as a pillar of strength for others.

Does Hos ever woke up screaming?
 
Welp. I guess ol' Hostile's "sources" let him down yet again.

What's the spin job on this one?
 
1bigfan13 said:
Welp. I guess ol' Hostile's "sources" let him down yet again.

What's the spin job on this one?
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Probably that his sources told him that before the failed drug test was taken.
 
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