The Great Amigo Thread...

[NoDak]

So, he beat a kid with a tire iron, and himself was beaten with a dead puppy?

I don't know... Truth be told, I think I'd rather be hit with a dead dog. A tire iron would fucking hurt. Bad.

 

[Texas Ace]

Why does everything have to be so dramatic? His ex-boss commits suicide after he leaves for another job. I mean, the dude never has a story that is just normal. There always has to be some really dramatic flare.

Exactly.

All of his stories are full of despair and trauma.

It's amazing he's made it this far.

 

[mcnuttz]

My 6th grade science teacher used to threaten to beat me with a wet noodle.

I always thought Mrs. Moore was a bitch, but now that I think about it the beating wouldn't hurt that bad.

 

[dallen]

My sixth grade science teacher was named Mrs. Moore. What are you trying to pull buster?

 

[Kbrown]

Honestly, I don't care much about the stupid football insider stuff. I come to this thread for dead puppies and rage that would tear people apart and solemn walks through the park to make amends with a deceased enemy co-worker. Excellent.

 

[Cotton]

Honestly, I don't care much about the stupid football insider stuff. I come to this thread for dead puppies and rage that would tear people apart and solemn walks through the park to make amends with a deceased enemy co-worker. Excellent.

Yep, same here. That is what makes me laugh most. The insider crap just makes me roll my eyes and kick kittens.

 

[Green Balloon]

In response to the Stephen Jones tweet saying we will not be trading picks for Peterson.

Stephen Jones' comments do nothing to change my mind at this point. I can tell you for a fact that there are people in discussion about this and what it will take. I repeat, it still doesn't mean it will. I say that enough maybe someone will remember it if he doesn't end up coming here.

So let me tell you what I do know since the thread. Way too many people think his contract in Minnesota is guaranteed. It is not. So, when they argue that he is not going to take a pay cut to come here, they are not applying logic. Theoretically he can make more money in Minnesota. The ONLY way he can is if he never gets cut by them. If he gets cut I believe they owe him $2.4 million this year, not the $nearly $13 million he would receive if he plays all year for them on that contract.

So you can rightfully suspect that part of Peterson's desire is to have more guaranteed money. In fact, I have heard that he has told them he will stay in Minnesota at his current contract if they guarantee to the remainder of it.

Uh, the Vikings are NOT going to do that. So the fact is that theoretically he could possibly make more money by leaving Minnesota if he gets a new deal with guaranteed money.

I don't want to trade draft picks for a veteran player either. I want to make this very clear. If we do not go acquire Adrian Peterson I am going to be absolutely 100% fine with it. Why can I say that given my campaign for him? Because I do like the new fiscal approach. I want him because I think we become unbeatable by adding him. As in the first team to go 19-0. Yeah, I said it. I mean it. Injuries would be the only thing I think could derail that.

So, I consider trading trading draft picks for this veteran player. You've heard me clearly say I would prefer a 2016 pick to any this year. I have no problem trading them some veterans back. Randle, Carr, and Bernadeau for AP. Do it! I'll dance a jig.

Ultimately I doubt that can happen. I believe it will come down to draft picks if we go get him.

I love how the VR guys are staunch and giving up nothing. But if you think this report means we do not want him, you're wrong. Some names you know and trust want him very badly.

Backpedaling spinmode: ENGAGED

 

[Cotton]

In fact, I have heard that he has told them he will stay in Minnesota at his current contract if they guarantee to the remainder of it.

Well, no fucking shit, genius.

 

[Cotton]

We become unbeatable by adding him? Just by adding AP. No additional upgrades needed. Simply by adding a 30 year old RB with an injury history, all of a sudden we accomplish something that had only been done once in the history of the sport. Gawd, man.

 

[Deuce]

Who wouldn't dance a jig if we could get AP for 3 meaningless players?

 

[data]

A dead puppy leaves scars.

 

[boozeman]

So, I consider trading trading draft picks for this veteran player. You've heard me clearly say I would prefer a 2016 pick to any this year. I have no problem trading them some veterans back. Randle, Carr, and Bernadeau for AP. Do it! I'll dance a jig.

Of course you would you fat fuck. It will never fucking happen, but hey, remind people you would dance, tubby.

I love how the VR guys are staunch and giving up nothing. But if you think this report means we do not want him, you're wrong. Some names you know and trust want him very badly.

So now it is that they "want" him? I am sure we "want" a lot of players.

I guess the percentage is what now?

I can't believe none of those idiots who follow him around can't see through his shit after this.

 

[mcnuttz]

My sixth grade science teacher was named Mrs. Moore. What are you trying to pull buster?

Dandy Dave Allen? Why you ol' sumbitch!

 

[Green Balloon]

The Image That Has Me Wondering If We're Out of the AD Sweepstakes

This is his agent Ben Dogra.

It sure might explain Stephen Jones' staunch comments about the draft picks yesterday.

This is what I was told...The Cowboys have interest...BUT and make that a big BUTT... the price has to be right from both Peterson and the Vikes...I couldn't get anymore info...nothing... nothing on if we made an offer nothing if we called the Vikes or talked to his agent... nothing ...sorry I tried.

Our interest is very real. Brad Sham himself told me he's really hoping it happens.

on a sidenote Jason Garrett is making it harder and harder to get info..valley ranch use to leak like a sieve when Wade was there

Does everybody have sources over there?

Of course, it could mean nothing at all, and is meant to pressure Jerry.

I am still 90% sure he's coming by the way. But just in case, I have reached out to AD's dad and his agent to ask them questions.

 

[boozeman]

My God.

 

[Cotton]

So, he's connected with Sham, and he has creepily reached out to Peterson's dad. Sounds perfectly legit.

 

[Cotton]

Brad Sham told me himself...

I just can't get over that. What a fucking tool.

 

[jsmith6919]

His ginger love is disturbing...he just had to throw in that wily ol Garrett is clamping things down

 

[Cotton]

His ginger love is disturbing...he just had to throw in that wily ol Garrett is clamping things down

Dude, you keep it up with this bashing and you are going to regret it. ~pets dead puppy~

 

[jsmith6919]

Dude, you keep it up with this bashing and you are going to regret it. ~pets dead puppy~

Hey not cool bro...those leave scars