The Conspiracy Theory Thread



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"The X post fabricates elements of a real chimpanzee conflict in Uganda's Kibale National Park, wrongly locating it in the Congo and inventing dog involvement in attacks, with trail camera claims unsupported by evidence.

Researchers documented the Ngogo chimpanzee community of about 200 splitting into rival factions around 2015-2018, resulting in lethal violence including at least 24 killings since 2018, mostly infants, in a rare fission event.

The post's image shows chimps with dogs in a forest scene that appears manipulated or AI-generated, as scientific reports from BBC, Scientific American, and others confirm no such dog participation."
 
Grok's take:


Most likely photographic artifacts, lens effects, dust particles, or known lunar optical phenomena—not spacecraft or "UFOs."
 
 
“A JFK assassination conspiracy theorist dies and goes to heaven. At the Pearly Gates, God welcomes him and says, ‘To reward your lifelong search for the truth, I will answer one question for you.’

“The man doesn’t hesitate. ‘Who really killed John F. Kennedy?’ he asks.

“God smiles and says, ‘Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone shooting from the Texas School Book Depository with a Manlicher-Carcano rifle. There was no second shooter and no conspiracy.’

“The man mutters, ‘Shit. This goes much higher up than I thought.'”
 
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