Bored.
My work allowed folks to dress up for Halloween.
The only stipulation was that it couldn't be scary, evil, or sexy.
So yeah, Happy Halloween and stuff.
My boss asked me why I wasn't working today...I told him I was going as the Obamacare website for Halloween.

I'm not at liberty to laugh at that joke.
There will be a time for it, I hope™.

Setting up the candy and getting ready to drunk test on Halloween.
That fucking teenage goth kid better not show up not in costume carrying a pillow case this year.

Setting up the candy and getting ready to drunk test on Halloween.
That fucking teenage goth kid better not show up not in costume carrying a pillow case this year.
Preparation is key.
Shit in a Ziploc bag and save it for him.
I have some extras laying around the house if you need it.
OH GOOD LORD I DID NOT HEAR THAT.