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But I'd rather cook my own breakfast if given enough time.

Without a doubt. Eggs sunny side up, fried ham, hashbrowns and toast. Yumeh.
 
Second.

My first will be 3 a month before the babies due date.

2 boys which means in a few years I'm buying bunkbeds! :cabbagepatch

Nice, man. I couldn't remember if you guys already had one or not. Congrats, brother.
 
For years I couldn't make sausage gravy, but my grandpa showed we what I was doing wrong.

You must add milk to make gravy.
 
For years I couldn't make sausage gravy, but my grandpa showed we what I was doing wrong.

You must add milk to make gravy.

Tomato gravy is even better. But, only if you have fresh tomatoes. If you buy them in the store, you will have FAIL gravy.
 
For years I couldn't make sausage gravy, but my grandpa showed we what I was doing wrong.

You must add milk to make gravy.

We talking making baby boys here or actual sausage gravy?

:art
 
I made my dog shit his pants yesterday. I ran up on him with my halloween mask and he lost all control of his bowels.

Fear shit is real, my friends.
 
I made my dog shit his pants yesterday. I ran up on him with my halloween mask and he lost all control of his bowels.

Fear shit is real, my friends.

I'm not sure which is more disturbing, the fact that you have a halloween mask or the fact that your dog wears pants.
 
Did you guys hear about the Florida woman who said she's not giving candy to obese kids on Halloween? Instead she's going to give them a note which basically tells the child's parents that their child is too obese and shouldn't eat sugary treats.

Steer clear of Florida tomorrow, Newt.
 
We talking making baby boys here or actual sausage gravy?

:art

That was actual sausage gravy, but now that you mention it I have a question for the snipped brethren of the testing thread.

Has anyone here ever gotten snipped and then gone back and had it reversed?
 
Did you guys hear about the Florida woman who said she's not giving candy to obese kids on Halloween? Instead she's going to give them a note which basically tells the child's parents that their child is too obese and shouldn't eat sugary treats.

Steer clear of Florida tomorrow, Newt.

Some old folks across the road from us used to buy the cheap packs of 50 markers and pass them out for Halloween.

Always wondered how they got away with that. No egging, TP'ing, nothing...kids have no soul anymore.
 
That was actual sausage gravy, but now that you mention it I have a question for the snipped brethren of the testing thread.

Has anyone here ever gotten snipped and then gone back and had it reversed?

I didn't know that was possible. I thought if there was any chance of wanting to start having kids again, the initial procedure should be a tubal ligation.
 
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